I'd laugh my ass off if he died in some random boot camp incident.
Go friendly fire! Choose friendly fire!
Oh. My. God what has this show turned me into?
Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...
To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])
amych - Oct 26, 2009 8:13:50 am PDT #3490 of 11998
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 8:15:10 am PDT #3491 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm hoping for "slips on a banana peel and breaks his neck on the first day of basic training," personally. After he's signed the paperwork that would entitle Joan to a substantial life insurance payment, of course.
What?
Aims - Oct 26, 2009 8:16:01 am PDT #3492 of 11998
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Goes the way of whats-his-face in Full Metal Jacket would be my preference.
Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 8:18:41 am PDT #3493 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Makes me think Joan would make an excellent psychiatrist if given the opportunity. Lord knows she'd be a better doctor than her useless husband.
Joan can do everything better than her husband. Hell, better than most people.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 26, 2009 8:23:15 am PDT #3494 of 11998
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Killed in a drunken bar fight? I can totally see that happening.
Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 8:25:32 am PDT #3495 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Actually, I can see him committing suicide. he's so selfish and self absorbed that I can see him taking the "no one's giving me what I want, I'm going to go eat some worms!" way out.
le nubian - Oct 26, 2009 9:08:24 am PDT #3496 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
don't you see him as more of a deserter, though?
le nubian - Oct 26, 2009 9:09:43 am PDT #3497 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
you know what would make me laugh? if he ends up dead in an accident calling back to the real Don Draper and Joan is the widow that some future dude ends up paying off.
Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 9:28:16 am PDT #3498 of 11998
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
don't you see him as more of a deserter, though?
oh, I can see that as well.
Theodosia - Oct 26, 2009 10:43:49 am PDT #3499 of 11998
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'd give no better than 50-50 odds for him washing out of basic training, most probably for either insubordination or something careless that gets another soldier injured or killed.
Joan should be an account executive -- she's got the people skills and the business sense, both.