We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Jessica - Sep 26, 2013 5:31:59 am PDT #11161 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[link]

Zach Helm, the writer/director of "Magorium" tells TMZ ... "Having myself endured the ignominy of watching the Technicolor train-wreck that is 'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium' multiple times every day for over a year, I can attest to it being the perfect Kafka-esque Hell for a character of such moral ambiguity as Walter White."

Zach also said as good as "Breaking Bad" is ... the plot line of ANYONE having 2 DVDs of that movie is simply unbelievable. As he put it, "That is exactly two more copies than are allowed in my house."


Frankenbuddha - Sep 26, 2013 7:23:49 am PDT #11162 of 11998
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, that's kind of hilarious. And sad (considering he was the writer/director).


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2013 8:01:42 am PDT #11163 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Haven't you read John Rogers talk about The Core? Catwoman?


Jessica - Sep 26, 2013 8:11:26 am PDT #11164 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I fucking loved The Core. One of my very favorite so-bad-it's-good sci-fi disaster movies. Pigeons falling out of the sky! Drilling into the center of the earth to set off a nuke! So much hilarious awesomeness!

(DH once offended Stanley Tucci by telling him how much he enjoyed his performance in that movie. Tucci thought DH was making fun of him.)


-t - Sep 26, 2013 6:16:10 pm PDT #11165 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm hoping t's whitefont means that Ron Swanson will make an appearance in the BB finale.

How have I not remarked on the genius of this idea? Amazing!


Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 5:11:13 am PDT #11166 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The real NYTimes has published the fictional Andrew Ross Sorkin column referenced in the fictional Charlie Rose clip from last week's BB:

[link]

The comments are mostly awesome.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2013 7:52:59 am PDT #11167 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Walt's "I'm the one who knocks" speech by various novelists: [link]


Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 8:04:43 am PDT #11168 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The James Joyce one is amazing.


Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2013 8:24:34 am PDT #11169 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Those are wonderful.


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2013 9:28:36 am PDT #11170 of 11998
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

So awesome.