Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


-t - Sep 26, 2013 6:16:10 pm PDT #11165 of 11999
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm hoping t's whitefont means that Ron Swanson will make an appearance in the BB finale.

How have I not remarked on the genius of this idea? Amazing!


Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 5:11:13 am PDT #11166 of 11999
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The real NYTimes has published the fictional Andrew Ross Sorkin column referenced in the fictional Charlie Rose clip from last week's BB:

[link]

The comments are mostly awesome.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2013 7:52:59 am PDT #11167 of 11999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Walt's "I'm the one who knocks" speech by various novelists: [link]


Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 8:04:43 am PDT #11168 of 11999
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The James Joyce one is amazing.


Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2013 8:24:34 am PDT #11169 of 11999
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Those are wonderful.


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2013 9:28:36 am PDT #11170 of 11999
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

So awesome.


Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2013 10:31:22 am PDT #11171 of 11999
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That is also wonderful.


DavidS - Sep 27, 2013 10:58:25 am PDT #11172 of 11999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

God, he even got the exact right shade of yellowing on the paper.


le nubian - Sep 27, 2013 11:17:27 am PDT #11173 of 11999
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita, man that made my Friday. I love those.


-t - Sep 27, 2013 2:52:07 pm PDT #11174 of 11999
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Heh, that was all pretty good.

How wrong is it that the "Remember my name" promo image makes me sing the theme song from Fame? It feels pretty wrong.