The real NYTimes has published the fictional Andrew Ross Sorkin column referenced in the fictional Charlie Rose clip from last week's BB:
The comments are mostly awesome.
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...
To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])
Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 5:11:13 am PDT #11166 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2013 7:52:59 am PDT #11167 of 11998
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Walt's "I'm the one who knocks" speech by various novelists: [link]
Jessica - Sep 27, 2013 8:04:43 am PDT #11168 of 11998
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The James Joyce one is amazing.
Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2013 8:24:34 am PDT #11169 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Those are wonderful.
Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2013 9:28:36 am PDT #11170 of 11998
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2013 10:31:22 am PDT #11171 of 11998
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That is also wonderful.
DavidS - Sep 27, 2013 10:58:25 am PDT #11172 of 11998
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
God, he even got the exact right shade of yellowing on the paper.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2013 11:17:27 am PDT #11173 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
ita, man that made my Friday. I love those.
-t - Sep 27, 2013 2:52:07 pm PDT #11174 of 11998
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Heh, that was all pretty good.
How wrong is it that the "Remember my name" promo image makes me sing the theme song from Fame? It feels pretty wrong.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2013 2:53:01 pm PDT #11175 of 11998
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
rude. now you have earwormed me.