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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


meara - Jun 20, 2013 7:05:22 pm PDT #20808 of 23273

OK, finally getting a chance to watch SYTYCD! I can't wait to see what Kat had to say...

Fikshun/Mariah: I didn't think much of her. Meh. And not sure how much I liked the choreo (though, yay it wasn't NappyTab?). And I was watching the reveal going "Why don't we get to hear ANYTHING about this other dude?!", glad it wasn' t just hating on him, if he had to withdraw (so...who takes his place?!?!)

(OMG MIA WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?)

Mackenzie: I like what I saw of her in the auditions...

I'm glad they're pretty quickly going over the non-winners and not dragging it out. Yet.

I want Tucker to cut his hair. The floppy curls are a little silly looking. They remind me of ...that character from the Simpsons?

What makes me boggle is that these people were small children when Season 1 happened!!

Tucker/Nico/Jasmine/Mackenzie: (Why does only Jasmine have a last name? Is there another Jasmine?) Hey, is this not an 80s song? Stacey branching out? I quite liked the last 20-30 seconds of it, but not the whole thing. Don't have much of an impression of any of them individually from that. OOOH! He cut his hair! Rock on. Thumbs up, Tucker. I like that Adam is trying to actually give criticism?

So, two tappers? We shall see. Oh! Three tappers! Huh. That must be a crazy call to get. And huh...I'm actually liking this ok. Well, most of it. I think it's a cool song choice. That end pose is awful though.

I was wondering when they were going to bring up that Jake (Jade?) is hella short. Oh, dang, but he got in! They are both pretty darn awesome at what they do, but I wonder how they'll do with other stuff...eek. Hmm. J started off kinda shaky it seemed, but I felt like he got better? The look on Blueprint's face was kinda weird through half of it.

Carlos, Malece (girl, what are you wearing in your judging??),Haley: Don't love all the "Let me show you my spanky pants!" moves. And a couple places where the lighting didn't keep up with the choreo. But it was OK...more for the choreo and music than the dancing, though. Hrm.

SIX ballroom dancers possible? Dang, that'd be awesome.

Britney/(Oh Mary quit trying to be evil)/I feel like they're giving these ballroom kids shorter shrift than the others have gotten--saw less of them in Vegas maybe?

Alan/Britney/Jenna/Paul: OK, I admit this song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I can't tell the boys apart on stage! One of them looks like he's better than the other, but I can't tell which is which!

Haley/Jasmine (duh, now it makes sense why they were calling the other Jasmine by both names): cool piece. I liked them both OK.

Top 10 Boys: I liked the idea of this, but felt like it wasn't hit as hard as it should've been? I'd so be driven nuts finding sand everywhere for the next week. :)

Top 10 Girls: It was cute, I don't have much feeling specifically.

Top 20: Interesting. Very scifi costumes. After that first line, three boys walked off stage. Oh, I see. They get to do their own thing. For ten seconds, then walk off again. That's not promising. Also, all this smoke is makign me think of the "nitrogen in the pool and people dying" video someone posted earlier, so it's just freaking me out!

And now I'm going to go read what y'all said! YAY!


meara - Jun 20, 2013 7:10:42 pm PDT #20809 of 23273

I don't get Jade in the Top 20. He seems not to be that great in other styles and he's a teeny man and despite what Mia says, that is going to be a problem for partnering. But I got Tucker and he's gorgeous and he cut off the tragic hair so I'm happy

Hahahh. Glad others were focused on the hair and the height too.

BTW, their choreographer I *know* was on something. And his teeth could be seen from SPACE.

Yes, he seemed very weird.

I thought the judges' comments were kind of bullshitty.

Sadly, it's so rare that they aren't!

I was glad to see no NappyTab fingerprints on my hip hop.

I was definitely thinking of you, Kat, when I saw that it was not NappyTab.

I was annoyed that Sonya basically just decided to sideline anyone who wasn't a jazz or ballet/modern trained dancer by sending them off stage for large swathes of the Top 20 group routine while she choreographed a very traditional jazz piece for a select few dancers.

EXACTLY. Sonya, work within the limitations given you. Don't just say "fuck it" and have them dance 10 seconds and leave!

Can I just say, it is pretty awesome to be able to open a couple of tabs of the browser, fire up the DVR and pause after every routine to read y'all said about it. I was vaguely feeling like I should put more effort into watching live, but I might like this way better!

Yes, but also I can't wait until I get to see it live with Kat and bon bon and bob bob next week!


Vortex - Jun 20, 2013 7:17:49 pm PDT #20810 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They remind me of ...that character from the Simpsons?

Sideshow Bob.

I'd so be driven nuts finding sand everywhere for the next week. :)

I just kept worrying that they were going to slip and fall down.


Jesse - Jun 21, 2013 2:58:47 am PDT #20811 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What makes me boggle is that these people were small children when Season 1 happened!!

I know, right?

Yes, but also I can't wait until I get to see it live with Kat and bon bon and bob bob next week!

Jealous!


Jesse - Jun 21, 2013 6:27:39 am PDT #20812 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no -- Rachel's sister is on this season of BB. [link]


brenda m - Jun 21, 2013 6:32:32 am PDT #20813 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh lord.


Toddson - Jun 21, 2013 7:23:38 am PDT #20814 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There's a baking competition show on ... the name escapes me, I've caught it a couple of times. It has its moments. One of the contestants is Southern - VERY southern - with a thick accent. One show I saw, they were making chiffon cakes, which are made with oil. She'd spilled oil in the bottom of the oven and it was smoking; people were getting worried, afraid that the entire area would go up in flames and she kept telling them it was just oil. Only it sounded (even to me) like "oll" or something ... and people didn't understand what she was saying until she got exasperated, spelled it out, and asked if she needed a translator. Maybe.

On the other episode I caught, they were making pies. She made a chocolate/peanut butter/bacon pie. One of the judges - European I believe - was very doubtful about it, but admitted the finished product tasted good.

As with most competition shows, there seem to be a number of people who fall by the wayside early on, leaving the others to fight to the death (by chocolate).


le nubian - Jun 23, 2013 8:54:35 pm PDT #20815 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Whodunnit is the craziest reality tv on right now. It is about several people in a murder mystery house trying to solve a murder. As a viewer you have no idea about the rules. I was considering never watching the show again (as it got a little boring and gimmicky in the middle), but the last 10 minutes or so drew me right back in.

Spoilers in white: The viewer can kind of know what is going on, since we have some access to all the clues. But, the way contestants are eliminated is fucking crazy. I *screamed* out loud when they eliminated a contestant at the end of the show. Essentially, two people were marked to be "killed." One of them checked his doors multiple times and was laying on his bed in his nice clothes. He was looking very paranoid. I was already kind of laughing about this.

Then came elimination and all the other contestants gathered outside. Then you hear a scream and then the eliminated contestant comes running out completely on fire and he dives in the pool. I was yelling: "I cannot believe they set that man on fire!" It was amazing.


quester - Jun 25, 2013 3:04:50 pm PDT #20816 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Awesome opening number on SYTYCD!


askye - Jun 25, 2013 3:19:13 pm PDT #20817 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

It was and I wish I could watch the rest -but I don't know ifI'll be watching. The local station is messing up and keeps cutting to commercial breaks at random intervals.