Which reminds me, the only piece of office gossip waiting for me when I got back is that a new employee is pregnant and a lesbian. Who knew?
dangerous overtaking or for prostitution
6 of one, half-dozen of the other.....
'Selfless'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Which reminds me, the only piece of office gossip waiting for me when I got back is that a new employee is pregnant and a lesbian. Who knew?
dangerous overtaking or for prostitution
6 of one, half-dozen of the other.....
Good luck to your stepfather, Anne.
I just got found on Facebook by a kinda friend. She used me as methadone when her main drug, my sister, wasn't available. She was all BFF every summer, and ditched me as soon as M came back into town for the new semester.
I wonder how long it will take her to work out M's on facebook, and if she'll friend her too.
And then unfriend me...
I have no idea what to write to Jon Stewart.
"I love you and want to have your children"?
There's the threat--if you don't write a credible cover letter, Allyson, we'll write an incredible one.
Back to work!
Dear John:
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Love,
Allyson
Timelies all!
I'm sorry, Fred.
Healthma to Anne's stepfather.
You guys ae of NO HELP.
Dear Jon,
My publicist is totally whack and thinks that you'd be interested in having me come on your show to babble about the people clogging up the series of tubes with their dork dumptrucks.
The only reason I'm actually writing is to get your awesome rejection letter...can you sign it personally? Ira Glass didn't sign the TAL one, and I was totally bummed.
-A
Dear Jon:
Apparently the only way to increase the number of women on your show is to have one on as a guest, so why not me? I'm cuter than Reza Aslan, and that's saying something!
Best,
Allyson
PS: Next time, I swear I'll spell your name right on the first try! I swear I watch your show!!