Good luck to your stepfather, Anne.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 20, 2007 2:19:35 pm PDT #4042 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Jun 20, 2007 2:20:11 pm PDT #4043 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just got found on Facebook by a kinda friend. She used me as methadone when her main drug, my sister, wasn't available. She was all BFF every summer, and ditched me as soon as M came back into town for the new semester.
I wonder how long it will take her to work out M's on facebook, and if she'll friend her too.
And then unfriend me...
Allyson - Jun 20, 2007 2:24:33 pm PDT #4044 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have no idea what to write to Jon Stewart.
Polgara - Jun 20, 2007 2:30:30 pm PDT #4045 of 10001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
"I love you and want to have your children"?
§ ita § - Jun 20, 2007 2:31:23 pm PDT #4046 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's the threat--if you don't write a credible cover letter, Allyson, we'll write an incredible one.
Back to work!
Jesse - Jun 20, 2007 2:38:32 pm PDT #4047 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dear John:
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Love,
Allyson
Sheryl - Jun 20, 2007 2:38:32 pm PDT #4048 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I'm sorry, Fred.
Healthma to Anne's stepfather.
Allyson - Jun 20, 2007 2:44:17 pm PDT #4049 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You guys ae of NO HELP.
Dear Jon,
My publicist is totally whack and thinks that you'd be interested in having me come on your show to babble about the people clogging up the series of tubes with their dork dumptrucks.
The only reason I'm actually writing is to get your awesome rejection letter...can you sign it personally? Ira Glass didn't sign the TAL one, and I was totally bummed.
-A
Jesse - Jun 20, 2007 3:06:06 pm PDT #4050 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dear Jon:
Apparently the only way to increase the number of women on your show is to have one on as a guest, so why not me? I'm cuter than Reza Aslan, and that's saying something!
Best,
Allyson
PS: Next time, I swear I'll spell your name right on the first try! I swear I watch your show!!
§ ita § - Jun 20, 2007 3:10:29 pm PDT #4051 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just registered a domain by accident. I went in to renew a few of mine, and apparently domaindiscover doesn't empty your shopping basket, even if you haven't been back this calendar year. And I didn't check the math.
So that domain I was looking into getting for a friend for Christmas last year? Got. This is weird.