"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight"? Yeah, right. A guarantee doesn't mean they'll do it, it just means they'll give you your money back if they don't.

Some woman UPS'ed her dead mother's ashes. To the place she herself was going by plane. UPS lost 'em. She could have carried them with her in a duffle bag. I refrained from pointing this out to her when she called in hysterics.

God, I hated that job. hugs current job tight

Jinger. Shudder.

You think you're shuddering.

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left? [link]

I love that family.

Couples who have a bazillion kids just because they love having kids baffle me. I think they're craxy, but that doesn't mean they're not lovable. I just don't get it. It's like we're different species.

t's like we're different species.

Meanwhile, their species is perpetuating itself pretty well....

Beverly, I'm so glad it was nothing.

My dad dumped while I was a passenger in order to avoid hitting a dog or something. I still have the scar to prove it, but it's mixed in with all the other ones the dog gave me by dragging me around.

Still, glad juliana is ok!

Billytea offers the best Deena birthday wish, so I second his Kara nefarious scheming tomorrow wish. Happy Birthday, Deena!

Tonight I am going out for First Friday. I'm looking forward to it, and hoping my weekend is more fun than this past week. Apparently Venus is retrograde and everyone's all emotional.

I didn't tell my mom when I got my period. She was very hurt when she found out from my sister (who had run out of supplies). Pretty glad I didn't get a plate, though.

What astounds me the most about the family, is that they have NO DEBT. None. No credit cards, no loans, nothing. They pay cash for everything. Isn't that amazing??

That is amazing. That may be how they amange to do it, though. Debt would kill them. Twice.

Meanwhile, their species is perpetuating itself pretty well....

Indeed. Mine isn't dying out, though, despite that we don't reproduce. Like vampires, we get our new ones from the other guys.

Couples who have a bazillion kids just because they love having kids baffle me.

Except I'm pretty sure this family is having kids because they're breeding an army for Jesus when the Rapture comes.

The quiverfull movement freaks me right the fuck out.

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They pay cash for everything. Isn't that amazing??

They also get a lot of free shit from being on TV all the time.]

They also get a lot of free shit from being on TV all the time.

Which proves that I need to be on tv all the time more.