No, this is scariest: [link]
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Aug 03, 2007 10:13:01 am PDT #9893 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
lisah - Aug 03, 2007 10:14:27 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?
Jinger. Shudder.
See they think they've already run out of J names and are just throwing J's on to names that start with other letters!
Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:15:37 am PDT #9895 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
word, Fred Pete.
thought of juliana in leather = Kinsey-o-meter swinging wildly
I hate UPS residential customer service.
I used to work for them. Truly, it was hell. And no, they can't tell you much more than what's on the website. They can call the station and ask, but the people there won't go look for the package, I can almost guarantee that.
Once? Someone mailed a dead frozen cougar. UPS lost it. The guy wanted me to find it. I told him until it started to stink, it was unlikely it would ever turn up. Far as I know, it was never found.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:16:34 am PDT #9896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crap. I'll have to use FedEx from now on for my frozen dead cougar shipping needs.
Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:23:23 am PDT #9897 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight"? Yeah, right. A guarantee doesn't mean they'll do it, it just means they'll give you your money back if they don't.
Some woman UPS'ed her dead mother's ashes. To the place she herself was going by plane. UPS lost 'em. She could have carried them with her in a duffle bag. I refrained from pointing this out to her when she called in hysterics.
God, I hated that job. hugs current job tight
Ginger - Aug 03, 2007 10:30:15 am PDT #9898 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jinger. Shudder.
You think you're shuddering.
Aims - Aug 03, 2007 10:34:31 am PDT #9899 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left? [link]
I love that family.
Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:40:52 am PDT #9900 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Couples who have a bazillion kids just because they love having kids baffle me. I think they're craxy, but that doesn't mean they're not lovable. I just don't get it. It's like we're different species.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:43:21 am PDT #9901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
t's like we're different species.
Meanwhile, their species is perpetuating itself pretty well....
d - Aug 03, 2007 10:47:40 am PDT #9902 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Beverly, I'm so glad it was nothing.
My dad dumped while I was a passenger in order to avoid hitting a dog or something. I still have the scar to prove it, but it's mixed in with all the other ones the dog gave me by dragging me around.
Still, glad juliana is ok!
Billytea offers the best Deena birthday wish, so I second his Kara nefarious scheming tomorrow wish. Happy Birthday, Deena!
Tonight I am going out for First Friday. I'm looking forward to it, and hoping my weekend is more fun than this past week. Apparently Venus is retrograde and everyone's all emotional.
I didn't tell my mom when I got my period. She was very hurt when she found out from my sister (who had run out of supplies). Pretty glad I didn't get a plate, though.