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What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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SuziQ - Jul 10, 2007 7:40:04 am PDT #5804 of 10001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi!!! - you should come to Michigan and go the Det/Oak game with me next month.

That would be a blast and a half. Where is my fairygodmother when I need her?

I got to watch Nick Swisher teach some kids how to hit and field yesterday. He worked the crowd a bit and I got to talk with him for a few. Such a cutie. Man, such a cutie.

Miracleman - Jul 10, 2007 7:44:38 am PDT #5805 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Happy Birthday, Sox.

hippocampus - Jul 10, 2007 7:55:45 am PDT #5806 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

thank you Miracleman! And me without any candy

eta: trying for expert buffista sauciness. still practicing.

JZ - Jul 10, 2007 8:05:35 am PDT #5807 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, Sox!

Iris, wait your turn!

Much, much ~ma to Tom and his mother, Nora. I know this has been an ongoing source of stress and unhappiness for all of you for some time; I don't even know what the best possible outcome would be, but I'm vibing for it as hard as I can.

Daisy Jane - Jul 10, 2007 8:07:39 am PDT #5808 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy Birthday Sox!

~ma for Tom, mom and Nora

juliana! I'll write you a recommendation! "juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."

Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2007 8:11:58 am PDT #5809 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Sox!

Coping ~ma to Tom and Nora, and good ~ma to Tom's mom.

I am angry. I think I must go have me some retail therapy.

juliana - Jul 10, 2007 8:19:24 am PDT #5810 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."

puts that on her resume in giant font, smooches Daisy Jane

pours a soothing libation for Zenkitty

Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2007 8:22:56 am PDT #5811 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy b-day, Sox!

I CAN haz iPhone! It is charging right now! SQUEEEEE!

Miracleman - Jul 10, 2007 8:23:55 am PDT #5812 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You're doing fine with the sauciness, Sox.

Letter of recommendation for juliana:

To Whom It May Concern:

Hire juliana. She's heard of drinks that would make Vikings go "The hell? Seriously? Huh." She knows all about Fermot or Frenet or Ferret or whatever the hell it's called. I call it Fuck You Up Juice. But this isn't about me.

juliana is bright, witty, pretty, sexy and can make you so drunk you'll forget what gender you are. Hire her at once, foolish mortal, or Bacchus himself will sour your hops-based beverages as punishment for ignoring his avatar on Earth.

Thank you,

Joseph Conat

helpmehelpmeshe'sgotagunohgodcallthepolice.

Toddson - Jul 10, 2007 8:33:41 am PDT #5813 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.

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