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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Miracleman - Jul 10, 2007 8:23:55 am PDT #5812 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You're doing fine with the sauciness, Sox.

Letter of recommendation for juliana:

To Whom It May Concern:

Hire juliana. She's heard of drinks that would make Vikings go "The hell? Seriously? Huh." She knows all about Fermot or Frenet or Ferret or whatever the hell it's called. I call it Fuck You Up Juice. But this isn't about me.

juliana is bright, witty, pretty, sexy and can make you so drunk you'll forget what gender you are. Hire her at once, foolish mortal, or Bacchus himself will sour your hops-based beverages as punishment for ignoring his avatar on Earth.

Thank you,

Joseph Conat

helpmehelpmeshe'sgotagunohgodcallthepolice.

Toddson - Jul 10, 2007 8:33:41 am PDT #5813 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.

Amy - Jul 10, 2007 8:35:11 am PDT #5814 of 10001

Because books.

juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.

This.

OMG it's so hot. Someone send me an air conditioner through the interwebs, quick.

Volans - Jul 10, 2007 8:39:33 am PDT #5815 of 10001

move out and draw fire

Happy Birthday Sox!!! and

How do I revise my employment so that I can do this for a living?

That's what I do for a living now. "Serious Game" design.

LOVE juliana's new tattoo. That ink alone should get you hired, if MM's letter does not.

I have never seen a weather map of the US that was all orange and red. Seriously freaking hot.

Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2007 8:50:40 am PDT #5816 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

pours a soothing libation for Zenkitty

Is it... Fernet? backs away

Does the iPhone vibrate? Because really, that's all it needs. Well, and more memory, but one always needs more memory.

It is hotter than JULIANA out here! I practically passed out walking across the parking lot.

juliana - Jul 10, 2007 9:00:32 am PDT #5817 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We'll take some of the red - I think SF is the coolest spot in the contiguous US right now.

Zen, I would pour you whiskey for a soothing libation. Or perhaps a martini. Not Fernet. I promise.

Cashmere - Jul 10, 2007 9:01:49 am PDT #5818 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Does the iPhone vibrate? Because really, that's all it needs.

Then the iPhone would replace every device you'd ever need. Including the Rabbit.

Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2007 9:04:09 am PDT #5819 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Then the iPhone would replace every device you'd ever need. Including the Rabbit.

'zactly.

I would pour you whiskey

That'll work. bellies up to the bar

Emily - Jul 10, 2007 9:04:18 am PDT #5820 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

From MSN: "However, just telling a distressed person to exercise is futile, as depression destroys initiative."

HAH! Haha! So there, stupid doctor! Also, silly number of self-help websites!

Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2007 9:04:28 am PDT #5821 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The iPhone does indeed vibrate, naughty girls.

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