Happy Birthday, Sox.
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
thank you Miracleman! And me without any candy
eta: trying for expert buffista sauciness. still practicing.
Happy birthday, Sox!
Iris, wait your turn!
Much, much ~ma to Tom and his mother, Nora. I know this has been an ongoing source of stress and unhappiness for all of you for some time; I don't even know what the best possible outcome would be, but I'm vibing for it as hard as I can.
Happy Birthday Sox!
~ma for Tom, mom and Nora
juliana! I'll write you a recommendation! "juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."
Happy birthday, Sox!
Coping ~ma to Tom and Nora, and good ~ma to Tom's mom.
I am angry. I think I must go have me some retail therapy.
"juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."
puts that on her resume in giant font, smooches Daisy Jane
pours a soothing libation for Zenkitty
Happy b-day, Sox!
I CAN haz iPhone! It is charging right now! SQUEEEEE!
You're doing fine with the sauciness, Sox.
Letter of recommendation for juliana:
To Whom It May Concern:
Hire juliana. She's heard of drinks that would make Vikings go "The hell? Seriously? Huh." She knows all about Fermot or Frenet or Ferret or whatever the hell it's called. I call it Fuck You Up Juice. But this isn't about me.
juliana is bright, witty, pretty, sexy and can make you so drunk you'll forget what gender you are. Hire her at once, foolish mortal, or Bacchus himself will sour your hops-based beverages as punishment for ignoring his avatar on Earth.
Thank you,
Joseph Conat
helpmehelpmeshe'sgotagunohgodcallthepolice.
juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.
juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.
This.
OMG it's so hot. Someone send me an air conditioner through the interwebs, quick.