Happy Birthday Sox!

~ma for Tom, mom and Nora

juliana! I'll write you a recommendation! "juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."

Happy birthday, Sox!

Coping ~ma to Tom and Nora, and good ~ma to Tom's mom.

I am angry. I think I must go have me some retail therapy.

"juliana is able to exhibit charm and grace while getting people schnockered. Plus, she can sell that stuff that's been sitting on the back of the liquor shelf forever. You know the stuff."

puts that on her resume in giant font, smooches Daisy Jane

pours a soothing libation for Zenkitty

Happy b-day, Sox!

I CAN haz iPhone! It is charging right now! SQUEEEEE!

You're doing fine with the sauciness, Sox.

Letter of recommendation for juliana:

To Whom It May Concern:

Hire juliana. She's heard of drinks that would make Vikings go "The hell? Seriously? Huh." She knows all about Fermot or Frenet or Ferret or whatever the hell it's called. I call it Fuck You Up Juice. But this isn't about me.

juliana is bright, witty, pretty, sexy and can make you so drunk you'll forget what gender you are. Hire her at once, foolish mortal, or Bacchus himself will sour your hops-based beverages as punishment for ignoring his avatar on Earth.

Thank you,

Joseph Conat

helpmehelpmeshe'sgotagunohgodcallthepolice.

juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.

juliana's also hot enough that people of both genders will buy your booze just to be around her.

This.

OMG it's so hot. Someone send me an air conditioner through the interwebs, quick.

Happy Birthday Sox!!! and

How do I revise my employment so that I can do this for a living?

That's what I do for a living now. "Serious Game" design.

LOVE juliana's new tattoo. That ink alone should get you hired, if MM's letter does not.

I have never seen a weather map of the US that was all orange and red. Seriously freaking hot.

pours a soothing libation for Zenkitty

Is it... Fernet? backs away

Does the iPhone vibrate? Because really, that's all it needs. Well, and more memory, but one always needs more memory.

It is hotter than JULIANA out here! I practically passed out walking across the parking lot.

We'll take some of the red - I think SF is the coolest spot in the contiguous US right now.

Zen, I would pour you whiskey for a soothing libation. Or perhaps a martini. Not Fernet. I promise.