Slap my hand now!

Anya ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 02, 2007 3:55:16 am PDT #5103 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I really hope you have the smoothest and most uneventful day, ND.

Daisy, it is awesome that your visit resulted in so much found treasure.

Can't watch the video, yet.


Fred Pete - Jul 02, 2007 4:05:03 am PDT #5104 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Good luck, ND.


Cashmere - Jul 02, 2007 4:15:51 am PDT #5105 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I hope you managed to get some sleep, ND. Good luck today.

Owen caught some of Prince of Egypt on HBO this weekend and now asks to watch "Moses." I think DH was a little freaked by that at first.


Sparky1 - Jul 02, 2007 6:16:46 am PDT #5106 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Send help. I've basically been on the phone for 2 hours trying to get the post office carriers, supervisors to cooperate/talk to me/talk to each other to figure out why we haven't been getting our mail for over a week. We caught the carrier one day last week, and she says she doesn't have a key to our block of boxes. The supervisor says she hasn't heard anything like this from the carrier. Everyone leaves me on hold listening to musak and ads for the amazing! wonderful! postal options I have for sending packages.

I will probably run screaming from my office soon.


askye - Jul 02, 2007 6:24:02 am PDT #5107 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Sparky that really sucks.


Ailleann - Jul 02, 2007 6:43:51 am PDT #5108 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Yesterday's edition of "Shit I Didn't Say":

Girl tries buying a ticket to an R-rated movie for her underage brother. I, of course, won't sell them. They come back up to buy tickets for a PG-13 movie.

Girl: I don't think this is fair. My parents asked me to take him to see this movie.
Me: [not believing it for a second] I'm sorry, it's our policy.
Girl: You're not sorry, because you're not in this situation. *storms off*
What I Didn't Say: No, I'm not sorry because I'm right and you're wrong. Also I'm not sorry because that would mean I actually care.


Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2007 6:51:27 am PDT #5109 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, I am randomly talking on text and email and stuff tonight and my theme of the evening is, "I want someone to knock on my door with a pizza. And beer. And orgasms."

OK, this is a GENIUS business model...

Pizza Beer & Porn Delivery

We could franchise all over the place and buy the island in about a year and a half.


Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 7:14:01 am PDT #5110 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or expand it to be Pizza, Beer, and movies - there MUST be evenings when you're not in the mood for porn, right?


SuziQ - Jul 02, 2007 7:24:05 am PDT #5111 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Toddson, we do have a Pizza, Beer, movie rental place in town, but it is pick up, no deliver.

Actually, there is also the Parkway, which is a theater with couches, Pizza, Beer, and Movies - never Porn. Well, they do have RHPS...and the most intimate pat downs I've ever had.


Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 8:41:17 am PDT #5112 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?