I really hope you have the smoothest and most uneventful day, ND.
Daisy, it is awesome that your visit resulted in so much found treasure.
Can't watch the video, yet.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I really hope you have the smoothest and most uneventful day, ND.
Daisy, it is awesome that your visit resulted in so much found treasure.
Can't watch the video, yet.
Good luck, ND.
I hope you managed to get some sleep, ND. Good luck today.
Owen caught some of Prince of Egypt on HBO this weekend and now asks to watch "Moses." I think DH was a little freaked by that at first.
Send help. I've basically been on the phone for 2 hours trying to get the post office carriers, supervisors to cooperate/talk to me/talk to each other to figure out why we haven't been getting our mail for over a week. We caught the carrier one day last week, and she says she doesn't have a key to our block of boxes. The supervisor says she hasn't heard anything like this from the carrier. Everyone leaves me on hold listening to musak and ads for the amazing! wonderful! postal options I have for sending packages.
I will probably run screaming from my office soon.
Sparky that really sucks.
Yesterday's edition of "Shit I Didn't Say":
Girl tries buying a ticket to an R-rated movie for her underage brother. I, of course, won't sell them. They come back up to buy tickets for a PG-13 movie.
Girl: I don't think this is fair. My parents asked me to take him to see this movie.
Me: [not believing it for a second] I'm sorry, it's our policy.
Girl: You're not sorry, because you're not in this situation. *storms off*
What I Didn't Say: No, I'm not sorry because I'm right and you're wrong. Also I'm not sorry because that would mean I actually care.
Okay, I am randomly talking on text and email and stuff tonight and my theme of the evening is, "I want someone to knock on my door with a pizza. And beer. And orgasms."
OK, this is a GENIUS business model...
Pizza Beer & Porn Delivery
We could franchise all over the place and buy the island in about a year and a half.
Or expand it to be Pizza, Beer, and movies - there MUST be evenings when you're not in the mood for porn, right?
Toddson, we do have a Pizza, Beer, movie rental place in town, but it is pick up, no deliver.
Actually, there is also the Parkway, which is a theater with couches, Pizza, Beer, and Movies - never Porn. Well, they do have RHPS...and the most intimate pat downs I've ever had.
oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?