Sparky that really sucks.
Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
askye - Jul 02, 2007 6:24:02 am PDT #5107 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Ailleann - Jul 02, 2007 6:43:51 am PDT #5108 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Yesterday's edition of "Shit I Didn't Say":
Girl tries buying a ticket to an R-rated movie for her underage brother. I, of course, won't sell them. They come back up to buy tickets for a PG-13 movie.
Girl: I don't think this is fair. My parents asked me to take him to see this movie.
Me: [not believing it for a second] I'm sorry, it's our policy.
Girl: You're not sorry, because you're not in this situation. *storms off*
What I Didn't Say: No, I'm not sorry because I'm right and you're wrong. Also I'm not sorry because that would mean I actually care.
Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2007 6:51:27 am PDT #5109 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Okay, I am randomly talking on text and email and stuff tonight and my theme of the evening is, "I want someone to knock on my door with a pizza. And beer. And orgasms."
OK, this is a GENIUS business model...
Pizza Beer & Porn Delivery
We could franchise all over the place and buy the island in about a year and a half.
Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 7:14:01 am PDT #5110 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Or expand it to be Pizza, Beer, and movies - there MUST be evenings when you're not in the mood for porn, right?
SuziQ - Jul 02, 2007 7:24:05 am PDT #5111 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Toddson, we do have a Pizza, Beer, movie rental place in town, but it is pick up, no deliver.
Actually, there is also the Parkway, which is a theater with couches, Pizza, Beer, and Movies - never Porn. Well, they do have RHPS...and the most intimate pat downs I've ever had.
Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 8:41:17 am PDT #5112 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oooh .... do-it-yourself porn?
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2007 9:11:38 am PDT #5113 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
At least i have my new iPhone to play with.
JEALOUS!!!
KristinT, insent...
hippocampus - Jul 02, 2007 9:23:47 am PDT #5114 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
::sends mail-carier spork to Sparky::
returns to slaughterhouse-five feeling at job... ah, that pleasant back-from-break feeling.
Pix - Jul 02, 2007 9:24:35 am PDT #5115 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Backflung, GC.
meara - Jul 02, 2007 9:43:22 am PDT #5116 of 10001
Dude. I just got an email that a woman I know whose apartment burned up a month ago? Who's been having mad drama trying to clean everything, replace it (what's replaceable), deal with the insurance?
She has leukemia, and is in the hospital for chemo now, for about a month.
Just, damn. Talk about bad breaks.