'Hell Bound'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Is only personal scary email, is not like, "I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?" or anything.
Sure, sometimes in deadlines I had to eat at my desk or whatever--but when it's more than "this is due today", I figured better to take an actual break, try to calm myself, even if it meant I had to work a little later in the evening. Even if you can't go shopping or whatever, just a few minutes outdoors, if the weather's nice, in the grass? Or with your head in a book/iPod/whatever
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
I think that should be your cover letter.
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
I HAS EXPERIENNZ.
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
Jilli, your question about panic reminded me -- did you know that Lush has discontinued products available to order (they won't be delivered until September, b/c they're making the quantities according to the numbers ordered) -- and ISTR that you love the Flying Saucers bath foam. Which is one of the discontinued products.
But, um, TODAY is the last day you can order: [link]
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(BWAH!
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB.
YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I ARE GUD INTERVEWEEE.
I R GUD LISNR.
No, please, make it stop.
Ok, allow me to put this all together so that meara can just cut and paste when she's ready to apply:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(