I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
I think that should be your cover letter.
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:32:21 am PDT #4111 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Ailleann - Jun 25, 2007 10:33:52 am PDT #4112 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I HAS EXPERIENNZ.
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 10:35:42 am PDT #4113 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
Jilli, your question about panic reminded me -- did you know that Lush has discontinued products available to order (they won't be delivered until September, b/c they're making the quantities according to the numbers ordered) -- and ISTR that you love the Flying Saucers bath foam. Which is one of the discontinued products.
But, um, TODAY is the last day you can order: [link]
amych - Jun 25, 2007 10:35:54 am PDT #4114 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:40:01 am PDT #4115 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(BWAH!
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 10:43:30 am PDT #4116 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB.
YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
meara - Jun 25, 2007 10:43:59 am PDT #4117 of 10001
I ARE GUD INTERVEWEEE.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 10:46:18 am PDT #4118 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I R GUD LISNR.
No, please, make it stop.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:10 am PDT #4119 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Ok, allow me to put this all together so that meara can just cut and paste when she's ready to apply:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Toddson - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:51 am PDT #4120 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
lol buffistas - the new craze!