I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
I think that should be your cover letter.
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:32:21 am PDT #4111 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Ailleann - Jun 25, 2007 10:33:52 am PDT #4112 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I HAS EXPERIENNZ.
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 10:35:42 am PDT #4113 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jilli, your question about panic reminded me -- did you know that Lush has discontinued products available to order (they won't be delivered until September, b/c they're making the quantities according to the numbers ordered) -- and ISTR that you love the Flying Saucers bath foam. Which is one of the discontinued products.
But, um, TODAY is the last day you can order: [link]
amych - Jun 25, 2007 10:35:54 am PDT #4114 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:40:01 am PDT #4115 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(BWAH!
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 10:43:30 am PDT #4116 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB.
YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
meara - Jun 25, 2007 10:43:59 am PDT #4117 of 10001
I ARE GUD INTERVEWEEE.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 10:46:18 am PDT #4118 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I R GUD LISNR.
No, please, make it stop.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:10 am PDT #4119 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Ok, allow me to put this all together so that meara can just cut and paste when she's ready to apply:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Toddson - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:51 am PDT #4120 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
lol buffistas - the new craze!