Willow ,'Storyteller'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
He's telling her that "you don't have a handle on things!" Or maybe, "If I can't get into your drawers, nobody can!"
Wow, those are highly creative responses! I'm impressed, making logic out of the craxxxy!
We're thinking of turning it into a country song
I think you have to!
They had an enormous fight that lasted the whole time they were remodelling their kitchen. Those fricking drawer pulls were the last straw.
Um. I'd imagine.
Our other friend-jokingly of course- suggested she buy a ginormous black dildo and stick it on the mantle for when he pops by. (In addition to being a controlling jerk, he's also a little bit racist).
he's also a little bit racist
That was already turned into a song!
No. The first rule of dumping scary psycho ex: Don't not taunt scary psycho ex.
They had an enormous fight that lasted the whole time they were remodelling their kitchen. Those fricking drawer pulls were the last straw.
OK, here's another theory: This is his way of telling her, "With me gone, things won't be sunny side up anymore! Because you won't be able to fry eggs anymore without the spatula! I mean, I suppose you could, but then how would you get the eggs out of the pan!?!"
or, more mundanely, he just wanted to make her life as inconvenient as possible without doing something he could actually be arrested for.
Is being crazy grounds for divorce?
Remodeling the house was what finally destroyed my parent's marriage. It's extremely stressful.
OK, here's another theory: This is his way of telling her, "With me gone, things won't be sunny side up anymore! Because you won't be able to fry eggs anymore without the spatula! I mean, I suppose you could, but then how would you get the eggs out of the pan!?!"
My non-fun theory is that he thinks she'll really miss him when she can't fix a simple thing like the drawer pulls, and then she'll realize how much she needs him and how much he actually did do around the house. In reality, it's not that she couldn't fix the drawer pulls, but what with doing the laundry, cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids, she figured that could be his job.
Remodeling the house was what finally destroyed my parent's marriage. It's extremely stressful.
Yes it is. I was only projecting a little. We put in a new kitchen when I was nine months pregnant with my youngest child. My oldest had just turned 4. My middle child was 16/17 months.