Oh, for fuck's sake. The situation with L's maybe-hopefully-ex has gone from bad to freaking insane.
Who, other than a craxy person, email's his estranged wife's friends to admonish them for her behavior?
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
Glory ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 6:49:17 am PDT #4055 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Laura - Jun 25, 2007 6:57:00 am PDT #4056 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Feel better, vw.
Hoping ND has a fabulously successful venture in Orlando to make up for the awful trip.
May L's soon-to-be-hopefully-ex find a new hobby.
And "BOOBIES."
Heh. In 5th grade, I don't think any of us figured out that one.
I'm pretty sure mine got that one by 5th. Yesterday I had 4 actual 12 year olds in the house playing pool and video games. I think there must be hundreds of words that can set them into giggles. Ball, stick, hard, hit, really endless list. One dad stopped by for a few minutes and we were both @@, with the occasional hand over mouth to hide laughter.
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 7:03:36 am PDT #4057 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In college, I once knew the answer to the Trivial Pursuit question, "What is the highest navigable lake in the world." The answer is Lake Titicaca. My friends were amazed that I remembered this from (I think) 6th grade Social Studies. I was all, "Come on, once you learn the word 'Titicaca,' how can you forget it?"
Connie Neil - Jun 25, 2007 7:07:44 am PDT #4058 of 10001
brillig
Lake Titicaca-- t sings "We just like saying the name!"
DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:10:19 am PDT #4059 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Who, other than a craxy person, email's his estranged wife's friends to admonish them for her behavior?
People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:13:51 am PDT #4060 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People go batfuck insane during divorces and separations.
Apparently.
DavidS - Jun 25, 2007 7:18:04 am PDT #4061 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apparently
The example I always remember from TT was the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
Of course, there were other more horrible examples but that one always struck me for the craxy.
Daisy Jane - Jun 25, 2007 7:20:33 am PDT #4062 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well he did take her Jack Daniels and vibrator.
ETA: We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 7:21:46 am PDT #4063 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
the woman whose husband stomped out and took all the handles on the drawers in the kitchen.
That action was probably symbolic. Of, um... stuff. He's telling her that "you don't have a handle on things!" Or maybe, "If I can't get into your drawers, nobody can!"
Tom Scola - Jun 25, 2007 7:24:18 am PDT #4064 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
We're thinking of turning it into a country song.
I was just going to post something about that.