Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - May 30, 2007 7:43:33 am PDT #9885 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Everybody's going to London but me.

Seriously, Mr. Jane's coworker left yesterday for London.


shrift - May 30, 2007 7:45:52 am PDT #9886 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The sad thing is that the closest I've been to London is a layover in Heathrow, so I've never seen the Rosetta stone. Code of Hammurabi and Michelangelo's David, sure.

Now there's a first world problem.


Dana - May 30, 2007 7:47:04 am PDT #9887 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

The sad thing is that the closest I've been to London is a layover in Heathrow

Okay, now we actually need to go.

t makes plans to win lottery


Jesse - May 30, 2007 7:50:17 am PDT #9888 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, of course, you know what song I have in my head now?

Carolina in My Mind.

@@


flea - May 30, 2007 7:53:42 am PDT #9889 of 10001
information libertarian

I'm in Carolina!

Don't come here. It's hot.


Vortex - May 30, 2007 7:54:20 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Speaking of hanging out with Helen Mirren, did you see this [link] (scroll down) on GoFugYourself? Hee!

FABULOUS!!!! I would go gay for her. As long as Becks was there. Okay, he doesn't have to be there, but it would be a real bonus.


amych - May 30, 2007 8:01:49 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't come here. It's hot.

On the plus side, it's dunk-a-librarian day.


Jesse - May 30, 2007 8:03:03 am PDT #9892 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't come here. It's hot.

I bet! Given it's 80 here.

Anyway, as much as I love James Taylor, today I am NOT going to Carolina in my mind.

I am aggravated with the people I work with. I'm having to do way too much handholding, and it's making me nuts.


shrift - May 30, 2007 8:11:13 am PDT #9893 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, now we actually need to go.

I'll start saving my pennies.

t puts out a tip jar


Allyson - May 30, 2007 8:37:39 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My galleys were lost in a FedEx black hole. And they're due back on Friday.

I got the PDF, and cried in happiness. It's the most beautiful thing.

In bad news, Ruby really loves Married Guy.