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Jesse - May 30, 2007 8:03:03 am PDT #9892 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't come here. It's hot.

I bet! Given it's 80 here.

Anyway, as much as I love James Taylor, today I am NOT going to Carolina in my mind.

I am aggravated with the people I work with. I'm having to do way too much handholding, and it's making me nuts.

shrift - May 30, 2007 8:11:13 am PDT #9893 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, now we actually need to go.

I'll start saving my pennies.

t puts out a tip jar

Allyson - May 30, 2007 8:37:39 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My galleys were lost in a FedEx black hole. And they're due back on Friday.

I got the PDF, and cried in happiness. It's the most beautiful thing.

In bad news, Ruby really loves Married Guy.

Toddson - May 30, 2007 8:39:30 am PDT #9895 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Cats frequently gravitate to the most inappropriate person.

§ ita § - May 30, 2007 8:44:31 am PDT #9896 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cats have no judgment. They don't do colour readily, so red flags are hard for them to spot.

Is there a drink that's espresso and chocolate? I think I could love that.

Jessica - May 30, 2007 8:48:20 am PDT #9897 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

So I signed up a few weeks ago to test recipes for Cook's Illustrated. They do have a big warning disclaimer that most of the recipes will be out of season, but I wasn't expecting my FIRST one to be a Thanksgiving turkey...in June...

And, naturally, they want it tested and the survey sent back by June 11. Which is my due date. HA.

§ ita § - May 30, 2007 8:50:09 am PDT #9898 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to test recipes for them! Although I am reliably unreliable.

But not pregnant, so that might count for something.

Why is this only $995? Someone please give me 22 days paid vacation, stat.

Jessica - May 30, 2007 8:53:07 am PDT #9899 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Is there a drink that's espresso and chocolate? I think I could love that.

Cafe mocha? Or did you mean without milk?

I want to test recipes for them!

Here you go.

Jesse - May 30, 2007 8:55:09 am PDT #9900 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I signed up a few weeks ago to test recipes for Cook's Illustrated.

That's so cool!

§ ita § - May 30, 2007 8:58:12 am PDT #9901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or did you mean without milk?

Yup. At best a macchiato with chocolate.

Dude! Totally signed up.

Still want to go to Central America something awful.

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