Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - May 29, 2007 7:03:09 pm PDT #9821 of 10001

Corset.

No fair! Flickr hates me, so I can't see. (ETA: Oh. No it doesn't; it's down on purpose.)

A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild leopard to the floor and pinned it for 20 minutes after the cat leapt through a window of his home

I cannot be the only one who immediately thought of Nutty, a cheetah, and a squash court.


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 7:13:46 pm PDT #9822 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I cannot be the only one who immediately thought of Nutty, a cheetah, and a squash court.

No.


§ ita § - May 29, 2007 7:17:21 pm PDT #9823 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, to be honest, I thought krav first. And then I died laughing.


aurelia - May 29, 2007 8:04:34 pm PDT #9824 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Did we ever discuss what Nutty would be wearing in this contest?


Vortex - May 29, 2007 8:51:17 pm PDT #9825 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hivemind question -- what's an appropriate monetary (or gift card) amount for a high school graduation? I was thinking $50, but I don't want to appear cheap. It's for my cousin, who I'm not terribly close to, but that's more a matter of distance and a 15 year age difference than my feelings for her.


Anne W. - May 30, 2007 1:27:05 am PDT #9826 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Wowza! Lovely picture, ita!

along with his young daughter who had been frightened by a mosquito in her own room

I can picture her lying there and thinking that perhaps mosquitoes had been the better option.


Cashmere - May 30, 2007 3:01:00 am PDT #9827 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I was thinking $50, but I don't want to appear cheap. It's for my cousin, who I'm not terribly close to, but that's more a matter of distance and a 15 year age difference than my feelings for her.

Vortex, I think that's totally appropriate.


Frankenbuddha - May 30, 2007 3:06:12 am PDT #9828 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can picture her lying there and thinking that perhaps mosquitoes had been the better option.

Ha! I had the same thought. It also made me wonder, are the mosquitoes really big in Israel, or was it more of a "West Nile virus/EEE carrier" kind of scared. Also, this:

"This kind of thing doesn't happen every day,"

Cracked me up something fierce.

Did we ever discuss what Nutty would be wearing in this contest?

I could swear that Doc Martins were mentioned at some point.


Monique - May 30, 2007 3:34:01 am PDT #9829 of 10001

Vortex, I think that's totally appropriate.

Agreed.

I've been up since 2:30. This is going to be a long day.


Stephanie - May 30, 2007 3:34:12 am PDT #9830 of 10001
Trust my rage

Vortex, I think that's good. Joe always scoffs at what I think is appropriate, but I think that's a good amount.