Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 22, 2007 5:51:39 am PDT #8636 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, I'm wearing this dress [link] (in black) that I got in the mail yesterday, and it's SO EFFING AWESOME.

Oops -- I think I have to go look at a baby now.


sarameg - May 22, 2007 5:53:28 am PDT #8637 of 10001

I can see both.


-t - May 22, 2007 6:02:09 am PDT #8638 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gay flamingos are not uncommon

Somehow, not surprising. Now, if a penguin hooks up with a flamingo, I want to hear about it.

I couldn't see anything but the mermaid in Atlanta, but in tommy's pictures I can see the old man, just barely.

Eta: Oh, wow, Jesse, is that dress as awesome in person as it seems?


Jessica - May 22, 2007 6:11:24 am PDT #8639 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years

I think the appropriate word here would have to be fabulous. Yay flamingos!


Jesse - May 22, 2007 6:12:15 am PDT #8640 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eta: Oh, wow, Jesse, is that dress as awesome in person as it seems?

IT TOTALLY IS. I don't understand why no one stopped me on the street to tell me how awesome it is.


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 6:15:10 am PDT #8641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, if a penguin hooks up with a flamingo, I want to hear about it.

So flamingos are pink because they eat a certain red-colored shellfish, right? So if a penguin and a flamingo got together and the penguin started eating flamingo food, would it turn pink?


Trudy Booth - May 22, 2007 6:23:41 am PDT #8642 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So flamingos are pink because they eat a certain red-colored shellfish, right? So if a penguin and a flamingo got together and the penguin started eating flamingo food, would it turn pink?

Probably not or some evil gay zookeeper would have done it by now.


Toddson - May 22, 2007 6:51:50 am PDT #8643 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was in the bookstore the other day and saw a Sandra Boynton book called "Your Personal Penguin". A board book for kids, but very cute (and PENGUIN!).


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 6:55:00 am PDT #8644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was in the bookstore the other day and saw a Sandra Boynton book called "Your Personal Penguin"

Now I'm earwormed with Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", except, you know, they're singing "Personal Penguin."


Kathy A - May 22, 2007 6:57:02 am PDT #8645 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I don't go for fancy clothes
Or diamond rings
I go for penguins
Oh, Lord, I go for penguins