I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 22, 2007 5:53:28 am PDT #8637 of 10001

I can see both.


-t - May 22, 2007 6:02:09 am PDT #8638 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gay flamingos are not uncommon

Somehow, not surprising. Now, if a penguin hooks up with a flamingo, I want to hear about it.

I couldn't see anything but the mermaid in Atlanta, but in tommy's pictures I can see the old man, just barely.

Eta: Oh, wow, Jesse, is that dress as awesome in person as it seems?


Jessica - May 22, 2007 6:11:24 am PDT #8639 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years

I think the appropriate word here would have to be fabulous. Yay flamingos!


Jesse - May 22, 2007 6:12:15 am PDT #8640 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eta: Oh, wow, Jesse, is that dress as awesome in person as it seems?

IT TOTALLY IS. I don't understand why no one stopped me on the street to tell me how awesome it is.


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 6:15:10 am PDT #8641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, if a penguin hooks up with a flamingo, I want to hear about it.

So flamingos are pink because they eat a certain red-colored shellfish, right? So if a penguin and a flamingo got together and the penguin started eating flamingo food, would it turn pink?


Trudy Booth - May 22, 2007 6:23:41 am PDT #8642 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So flamingos are pink because they eat a certain red-colored shellfish, right? So if a penguin and a flamingo got together and the penguin started eating flamingo food, would it turn pink?

Probably not or some evil gay zookeeper would have done it by now.


Toddson - May 22, 2007 6:51:50 am PDT #8643 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was in the bookstore the other day and saw a Sandra Boynton book called "Your Personal Penguin". A board book for kids, but very cute (and PENGUIN!).


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 6:55:00 am PDT #8644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was in the bookstore the other day and saw a Sandra Boynton book called "Your Personal Penguin"

Now I'm earwormed with Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", except, you know, they're singing "Personal Penguin."


Kathy A - May 22, 2007 6:57:02 am PDT #8645 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I don't go for fancy clothes
Or diamond rings
I go for penguins
Oh, Lord, I go for penguins


tommyrot - May 22, 2007 7:09:32 am PDT #8646 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Next weekend, Ken Ham's Answers in Genesis Creation Museum is scheduled to open near Cincinnati....

Ken Ham's version of Genesis appears to have been designed to appeal to second-graders. Not only are all of the neat stories in the beginning of Genesis literally true. In Adam and Eve's day all of the animals were friends. None of the carnivores ate meat, so they never hurt or scared the lambs or deer. Cats never chased mice and dogs never chased cats. Not only that, but people and dinosaurs lived together and were friends. The dinosaurs let people put dino-saddles on them and ride them around like ponies.

Despite--or perhaps because of--all of this promiscuous friendship, God decided to kill most of the people and animals. God decided to give the people and animals one last chance. He told Noah to build a big boat and take two, or maybe seven, of each animal to save them while He destroyed the world with a flood. Noah did as he was told and God did as he promised. Afterward, Noah let all of the animal couples go free to fill the world. Sadly, because the new world wasn't as nice as the old one, some of the animals became carnivores and started eating the others.

...

Take the dinosaurs. After years of denying the reality of dinosaurs, most creationists have now accepted them and rearranged their theology to account for them. Ham has adopted a child-friendly dino-buddies in saddles narrative. The Bible says God commanded Noah to bring all of the animals onto the Ark and Noah was a righteous man, so there is no weaseling around and saying the dinosaurs went extinct in the flood. All species that have ever existed had to be on the Ark (although Ham's variety of creationists have some slick logic to reduce that number). Any extinction that has occurred had to have happened after the flood. Ham realizes that all of the dinosaurs couldn't have died the next day, so he says many must have lived into recent time, some might even be alive today. He basically endorses every monster and cryptozoological sighting in history as true in order to make room for his dinosaurs. Dragons? Real. Lake monsters? Real.

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