If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 17, 2007 8:59:27 am PDT #7886 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do you not shop at Sahadi's? What kind of Brooklynite are you?

They never have it either! They have every other kind of grain, but I can never find bulgur.


megan walker - May 17, 2007 9:05:02 am PDT #7887 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Um, they have three different sizes in the bulk bins and I think they even have it in the pre-packaged containers now.


brenda m - May 17, 2007 9:06:46 am PDT #7888 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yup, Fattouch, that's the place with the good crack.


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 9:09:28 am PDT #7889 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, I'm hungry now. We have Zankou here in LA, and it does have addictive garlic paste, but although good it's not the same.

More damn--someone just walked by wafting noxious perfumes. I need a walk and maybe some tea.

Google overhauls main search page:

Google is overhauling its search system so it returns "universal" results not just those from webpages.

The change means users will also get results from news sites, blogs, video services and other relevant places.

Yeah, because blogs? Totally not web pages. Has Google been assuming I didn't want blog results this whole time? I want everything.


tommyrot - May 17, 2007 9:24:28 am PDT #7890 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do people have ducks as pets? I mean, if you raise a duck as a pet, will it show affection to you?


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 9:26:59 am PDT #7891 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a cousin who had a pet duck. It fell to its death in mysterious circumstances. She swears the duck must have been switched with the duck of one of her classmates, because her duck knew how to use the stairs and wouldn't have plummetted down them to its death.

I...I laughed so hard when she told me the story that I fell off my chair. Her indignation and her pride--fuck, man, I'm tearing up with laughter just thinking about it again. Time for that walk, and maybe a big ole whitey muffin.


Volans - May 17, 2007 9:37:46 am PDT #7892 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Does that mean my gmail will show up as results?


tommyrot - May 17, 2007 9:40:03 am PDT #7893 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

wtf is wrong with my brain? Why am I googling "pet duck"?

Anyway, this cracked me up. Is that wrong? Talking about the feeding of pet ducks, this site said,

Chopped, hard-boiled eggs are good for a treat.

"Here you go. We took your children, boiled them and chopped them up. Enjoy!"

[link]


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 9:45:38 am PDT #7894 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does that mean my gmail will show up as results?

That would be cool, if you were in iGoogle and searching...


sarameg - May 17, 2007 9:50:21 am PDT #7895 of 10001

Right now I'm annoyed with google because I don't have a link to just image search results from the main search results page. Didn't realize how frequently I used that.

Anyway.

My big boss just came by to thank me. That's good, I guess.