Oftentimes, the irony burns, but sometimes -- sometimes, the irony is delicious: Fred Phelps and his flying monkeys plan to picket Jerry Falwell's funeral.
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 16, 2007 5:12:54 am PDT #7570 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:14:31 am PDT #7571 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Would I want a lawyer if in my will I want my body to be put on a log raft, along with all my possessions, which is then set on fire and left floating in Lake Michigan?
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 5:16:07 am PDT #7572 of 10001
brillig
From the maniac's website
the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell
I am reminded of the crabs, which will pull each other down when one tries to climb out of the cage. Or any number of creatures that turn on their own.
brenda m - May 16, 2007 5:16:09 am PDT #7573 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I was going to say - it's only pure luck that death and Allen wrenches don't go together a lot more than they apparently do.
Unless there's been some sort of cover-up. Heeey...
An environmental lawyer if nothing else, Tom.
Sparky1 - May 16, 2007 5:18:28 am PDT #7574 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Would I want a lawyer if in my will I want my body to be put on a log raft, along with all my possessions, which is then set on fire and left floating in Lake Michigan?
That's the kind of thing you don't want in your will because your friends and relatives would have put you in the Ikea coffin and stuck you in the Ikea cemetery before they bothered to read the thing.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:19:19 am PDT #7575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An environmental lawyer if nothing else, Tom.
I could just claim it's part of my Viking heritage/religion/thingie. They'd have to let me do it then, right?
shrift - May 16, 2007 5:19:42 am PDT #7576 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Tom, you Viking! ETA: I knew someone would make that joke before I could type it myself.
I had a giant whitey muffin for breakfast.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 5:19:53 am PDT #7577 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've heard good things about Legalzoom in terms of legal document preparation. I interviewed with them and they seemed like a good operation from what little of the inside that I saw.
Signed,
Not Even Remotely Lawyerly.
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 5:21:53 am PDT #7578 of 10001
brillig
Would I want a lawyer if in my will I want my body to be put on a log raft, along with all my possessions, which is then set on fire and left floating in Lake Michigan?
Hubby's dream is to be buried in an abandoned mine, wearing his full SCA armor and surrounded with weapons, then seal up the mine with proper inscriptions on the outside. He likes the idea of baffling future archaeologists with a warrior's tomb with modern armor and weapons and body chock full of fancy medical stuff.
Toddson - May 16, 2007 5:24:21 am PDT #7579 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Maybe leave a computer in there, as well? just to REALLY mess them up!