Ooh, the "bloody gun" is even more fun.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 5:30:55 pm PDT #550 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - Apr 03, 2007 5:33:43 pm PDT #551 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Got any roadrunner? OK, I'll have a roast beef, then. (Chicago Tribune registration required.)
Allyson - Apr 03, 2007 5:33:46 pm PDT #552 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
For use on your fave troll. I picture shrift at her desk at work, going nuts on fandom. It's AWESOME at freeper sites.
Strega - Apr 03, 2007 5:40:14 pm PDT #553 of 10001
The textsucker amuses me far too much.
And I find the dinosaurs sorta soothing.
Jessica - Apr 03, 2007 5:44:00 pm PDT #554 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
More satisfying than any sort of bozo filter.
This is the best toy ever.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 5:45:10 pm PDT #555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cat found the dinosaur sound effects somewhat alarming.
Strega - Apr 03, 2007 5:59:27 pm PDT #556 of 10001
Aw, poor kitty!
Daniel called to tell me he's going to the Star Wars "Celebration" in LA in May. Because his brother's working there, or something. I don't entirely understand. Anyway, he was mainly excited about it because: "The convention center is just BLOCKS from the garment district!"
I suspect this is not the typical reaction. But I'm confident he'll be the best dressed person there.
aurelia - Apr 03, 2007 6:04:16 pm PDT #557 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Two more hours of work tonight. ugh
I so hope tomorrow is not a 9am day.
Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2007 6:07:17 pm PDT #558 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
they're designed to fit actual female human bodies
But apparently not mine. Nothing fits me well and looks good. I hate shopping.
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Laura - Apr 03, 2007 6:08:19 pm PDT #559 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
More satisfying than any sort of bozo filter.
Demonstration is so much fun!