The textsucker amuses me far too much.
And I find the dinosaurs sorta soothing.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strega - Apr 03, 2007 5:40:14 pm PDT #553 of 10001
Jessica - Apr 03, 2007 5:44:00 pm PDT #554 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
More satisfying than any sort of bozo filter.
This is the best toy ever.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 5:45:10 pm PDT #555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cat found the dinosaur sound effects somewhat alarming.
Strega - Apr 03, 2007 5:59:27 pm PDT #556 of 10001
Aw, poor kitty!
Daniel called to tell me he's going to the Star Wars "Celebration" in LA in May. Because his brother's working there, or something. I don't entirely understand. Anyway, he was mainly excited about it because: "The convention center is just BLOCKS from the garment district!"
I suspect this is not the typical reaction. But I'm confident he'll be the best dressed person there.
aurelia - Apr 03, 2007 6:04:16 pm PDT #557 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Two more hours of work tonight. ugh
I so hope tomorrow is not a 9am day.
Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2007 6:07:17 pm PDT #558 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
they're designed to fit actual female human bodies
But apparently not mine. Nothing fits me well and looks good. I hate shopping.
This Whine brought to you by The Need For Sleep.
Laura - Apr 03, 2007 6:08:19 pm PDT #559 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
More satisfying than any sort of bozo filter.
Demonstration is so much fun!
Ginger - Apr 03, 2007 6:10:02 pm PDT #560 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Reveal Codes was THE SHIT. I miss it.
Wrod. I was missing it just yesterday, when a Word document picked up an section break that would not die.
msbelle - Apr 03, 2007 6:42:46 pm PDT #561 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
online cover letters in a form. huh. never done them before.
Date
Dear X,
I am submitting my resume for ______. I am currently _____ and have these skills you are looking for ______________.
I think ________ is a good fit for my skills. I do _____ and ______ and ______.
I am intersted in speaking with someone further about this position and the company.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely, me
ok?
Allyson - Apr 03, 2007 7:07:51 pm PDT #562 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
All you need is verb, adverb, noun, color, under the lines, and you'd have a wicked lame Mad Libs.