My cat found the dinosaur sound effects somewhat alarming.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 5:45:10 pm PDT #555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strega - Apr 03, 2007 5:59:27 pm PDT #556 of 10001
Aw, poor kitty!
Daniel called to tell me he's going to the Star Wars "Celebration" in LA in May. Because his brother's working there, or something. I don't entirely understand. Anyway, he was mainly excited about it because: "The convention center is just BLOCKS from the garment district!"
I suspect this is not the typical reaction. But I'm confident he'll be the best dressed person there.
aurelia - Apr 03, 2007 6:04:16 pm PDT #557 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Two more hours of work tonight. ugh
I so hope tomorrow is not a 9am day.
Zenkitty - Apr 03, 2007 6:07:17 pm PDT #558 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
they're designed to fit actual female human bodies
But apparently not mine. Nothing fits me well and looks good. I hate shopping.
This Whine brought to you by The Need For Sleep.
Laura - Apr 03, 2007 6:08:19 pm PDT #559 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
More satisfying than any sort of bozo filter.
Demonstration is so much fun!
Ginger - Apr 03, 2007 6:10:02 pm PDT #560 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Reveal Codes was THE SHIT. I miss it.
Wrod. I was missing it just yesterday, when a Word document picked up an section break that would not die.
msbelle - Apr 03, 2007 6:42:46 pm PDT #561 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
online cover letters in a form. huh. never done them before.
Date
Dear X,
I am submitting my resume for ______. I am currently _____ and have these skills you are looking for ______________.
I think ________ is a good fit for my skills. I do _____ and ______ and ______.
I am intersted in speaking with someone further about this position and the company.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely, me
ok?
Allyson - Apr 03, 2007 7:07:51 pm PDT #562 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
All you need is verb, adverb, noun, color, under the lines, and you'd have a wicked lame Mad Libs.
msbelle - Apr 03, 2007 7:18:20 pm PDT #563 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
true. It was more fleshed out than that, but it is what I sent off. My job hunt has been pushed up even more.
bon bon - Apr 03, 2007 8:01:57 pm PDT #564 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I used to use WordPerfect before Win95. I've had to use it a few times a month for work for the past year and I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS. I have to do the same formatting to the same documents, every time, and the goddamn program is so mysterious and non-intuitive-- even reaveal codes is an unusable mess-- that I still don't know how, for example, to insert a tab between the numbers and text in a numbered list.