But I'm clean! That's something, right?

Totally!

I am on Spring Break this week! Woot! However, I have a crapload of things to do. I have finished my taxes, gone to the doctor, and gotten prescriptions filled. So, that's something.

Yesterday, I had planned on grading papers. That didn't happen. My doc gave me a vaccination that totally did me in and I ended up sleeping most of the day. And, today, my arm hurts.

Today, I have worked on my portfolio, but I haven't showered yet. I think that needs to happen next.

I'm done with making a difference in the world. I just want to be able to afford to feed my family and still go out for a pedicure more than a couple of times a year without being stabbinated by guilt. Just give me more money without breaking my back beneath the workload, and the fulfillment and satisfaction will take care of themselves.

I love this place and believe in its mission and have huge respect for (almost) everyone I work for and with, but the stupid, stupid fights with unions and the state Assembly budget office and internal budget wranglers and all the other million and one elements that have conspired to flatline almost all non-faculty salaries at UC for the past too many years have just sucked all the rosy idealism right out of me.

Here's the cover letter I aways want to send:

Read the fucking resume.

Sincerely, Me

So your objective is, really, a good salary with no drama?

"You don't want no drama, no no no no drama..."

"You don't want no drama, no no no no drama..."

That's right. Me and my lovely lady lumps.

I don't mind multitasking or self-supervising or handling difficult people or anything; I'm just kinda burned out on doing all that for never quite enough money to get by.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone!

ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer. t /NYC Snob

ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer.

....

Where are you? If you're at your hotel, go to Coit Liquor on the other side of the park. They should have it.

ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer.

We have seltzer! It's called Calistoga! Or Perrier! Or uh the Italian one. Pelligrino!

And it's better than NY seltzer. You know why? It comes out of the ground. Like all the good things: zombies, diamonds, Buffy, artichokes.

Er, where does NY seltzer come from?

And I still haven't written my cover letter.

I don't mind multitasking or self-supervising or handling difficult people or anything; I'm just kinda burned out on doing all that for never quite enough money to get by.

This is me, even down to taking my current job so's I can help people. Well that and being treated like crap by some of our clients or partners.

Memo: Me saying "no" is not being rude.