Here's the cover letter I aways want to send:
Read the fucking resume.
Sincerely, Me
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Apr 03, 2007 1:00:54 pm PDT #504 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Emily - Apr 03, 2007 1:01:16 pm PDT #505 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So your objective is, really, a good salary with no drama?
"You don't want no drama, no no no no drama..."
JZ - Apr 03, 2007 1:05:54 pm PDT #506 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
"You don't want no drama, no no no no drama..."
That's right. Me and my lovely lady lumps.
I don't mind multitasking or self-supervising or handling difficult people or anything; I'm just kinda burned out on doing all that for never quite enough money to get by.
Tom Scola - Apr 03, 2007 1:07:08 pm PDT #507 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone!
ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer. t /NYC Snob
juliana - Apr 03, 2007 1:14:08 pm PDT #508 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer.
....
Where are you? If you're at your hotel, go to Coit Liquor on the other side of the park. They should have it.
DavidS - Apr 03, 2007 1:25:57 pm PDT #509 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION I'm perturbed about how difficult it is to find a bottle of seltzer.
We have seltzer! It's called Calistoga! Or Perrier! Or uh the Italian one. Pelligrino!
And it's better than NY seltzer. You know why? It comes out of the ground. Like all the good things: zombies, diamonds, Buffy, artichokes.
Emily - Apr 03, 2007 1:35:49 pm PDT #510 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Er, where does NY seltzer come from?
And I still haven't written my cover letter.
Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 1:37:40 pm PDT #511 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I don't mind multitasking or self-supervising or handling difficult people or anything; I'm just kinda burned out on doing all that for never quite enough money to get by.
This is me, even down to taking my current job so's I can help people. Well that and being treated like crap by some of our clients or partners.
Memo: Me saying "no" is not being rude.
Emily - Apr 03, 2007 1:47:56 pm PDT #512 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Note to self: when typing in word, you don't actually have to put the html code to make italics.
Narrator - Apr 03, 2007 1:49:00 pm PDT #513 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Note to self: when typing in word, you don't actually have to put the html code to make italics.
That is why Word is so boring.