Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 1:37:40 pm PDT #511 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't mind multitasking or self-supervising or handling difficult people or anything; I'm just kinda burned out on doing all that for never quite enough money to get by.

This is me, even down to taking my current job so's I can help people. Well that and being treated like crap by some of our clients or partners.

Memo: Me saying "no" is not being rude.


Emily - Apr 03, 2007 1:47:56 pm PDT #512 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Note to self: when typing in word, you don't actually have to put the html code to make italics.


Narrator - Apr 03, 2007 1:49:00 pm PDT #513 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Note to self: when typing in word, you don't actually have to put the html code to make italics.

That is why Word is so boring.


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2007 1:50:04 pm PDT #514 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Note to self: when typing in word, you don't actually have to put the html code to make italics.

Hell, I've done that when writing with pen and paper.


Emily - Apr 03, 2007 1:52:43 pm PDT #515 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

This is what results in people saying "LOL" out loud, of course. We must be ever-militant!

Also, I've slid over the line from "Hi, here's my resume, I want a job" into a several-page philosophy of education and why I'm a perfect fit. I really hate finding that line.


Ginger - Apr 03, 2007 1:52:52 pm PDT #516 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You had to code things like bold and italic in WordStar and I think in the first version of Word. When I started learning HTML, I thought, "Wait, I've done this before, back when 256K was thought of as a really big harddrive."


Tom Scola - Apr 03, 2007 1:54:13 pm PDT #517 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Er, where does NY seltzer come from?

It comes from the Catskills. Lots of good things come from the Catskills! Like, uhm, Shecky Green.


Emily - Apr 03, 2007 2:00:59 pm PDT #518 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I used to do some typesetting for my mother, way back when. I thought putting all the right codes in in the right places (I think some of them had to be, like, one space from the beginning of the line) was SO COOL.

Okay, so my cover letter is a little meatier than the usual "Hi, here's my resume," but... eh, what the hell. The whole cover letter thing's such a stupid hoop to jump through, anyway. What, they're going to say, "Huh. Look at this cover letter. So clearly not quite what we had in mind! Let's not even look at her resume"? Sending now, so I can go get ready!

That only took me two hours.


juliana - Apr 03, 2007 2:04:30 pm PDT #519 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Emily, go get ready. You've only got an hour now!


Jessica - Apr 03, 2007 2:07:48 pm PDT #520 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Er, where does NY seltzer come from?

The seltzer delivery guy! They come in glass bottles in a wooden crate! Made of awesome!