For ita: Salma boob pix (Safe for work.)
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
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Jesse - Apr 22, 2007 6:44:47 am PDT #3857 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2007 6:51:12 am PDT #3858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Happy birthday, Betsy!
Thanks, Jesse. I know it's because I'm acclimated, but she looks wrong with the small breasts. And great in the after picture I'm sure is to represent the awful plastic surgery. I think they even cheated a bit in the after pic, since her breasts do respond to gravity, but you might assume otherwise from the way they're strapped and pressed in in that one.
Jesse - Apr 22, 2007 6:56:56 am PDT #3859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think it's not even supposed to be awful so much as obvious, but still.
PS: Nice that I randomly remembered about awfulplasticsurgery.com, and as soon as I saw Salma thought, "ita!"
brenda m - Apr 22, 2007 6:59:58 am PDT #3860 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The gown in the before pic doesn't look terribly well fitted, either, which might also increase the contrast.
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2007 7:11:07 am PDT #3861 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Happy Betsy's Birthday!
Salma looked prettier and sexier in the before picture. More approachable, you know? Someone you could imagine talking to without stammering and coming on to and making out with, without feeling like a weird ugly loser. The ultra-gorgeous new Salma is that kind of sexy that doesn't seem touchable. She's out of everybody's league who isn't up there in George-Clooney land.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2007 7:27:13 am PDT #3862 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The new Salma tweaks my Kinsey. She looks lush and demands touching. The old Salma, NSM.
That first Salma picture looks young, too. If she has had a boob job, I'd wager they were bigger when decided to do it. Or she had the boob job before, say, From Dusk Till Dawn. I do remember thinking "Hey! Boobies! Hot!" during her dance number.
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2007 7:59:47 am PDT #3863 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oddly, neither version of Salma tweaks my Kinsey. Even though my Kinsey rather enjoys being tweaked.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2007 8:05:26 am PDT #3864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She's the closest I've seen to a Unifying Kinsey tweak. Otherwise my tweak taste runs pretty butch.
At least with her, guys don't look at me funny.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 22, 2007 8:09:36 am PDT #3865 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Salma rocks, but leaves my Kinsey dial unmoved from its usual position.
Though to be fair, even Traci Thoms would have to draft Tyron Leitso to make out with me the whole time if she wanted anything to happen.
Zenkitty - Apr 22, 2007 8:11:03 am PDT #3866 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Well, if she were trying to tweak my Kinsey, it'd surely quiver.