Happy birthday, Betsy!
Thanks, Jesse. I know it's because I'm acclimated, but she looks wrong with the small breasts. And great in the after picture I'm sure is to represent the awful plastic surgery. I think they even cheated a bit in the after pic, since her breasts do respond to gravity, but you might assume otherwise from the way they're strapped and pressed in in that one.
I think it's not even supposed to be awful so much as obvious, but still.
PS: Nice that I randomly remembered about awfulplasticsurgery.com, and as soon as I saw Salma thought, "ita!"
The gown in the before pic doesn't look terribly well fitted, either, which might also increase the contrast.
Happy Betsy's Birthday!
Salma looked prettier and sexier in the before picture. More approachable, you know? Someone you could imagine talking to without stammering and coming on to and making out with, without feeling like a weird ugly loser. The ultra-gorgeous new Salma is that kind of sexy that doesn't seem
touchable.
She's out of everybody's league who isn't up there in George-Clooney land.
The new Salma tweaks my Kinsey. She looks lush and demands touching. The old Salma, NSM.
That first Salma picture looks young, too. If she has had a boob job, I'd wager they were bigger when decided to do it. Or she had the boob job before, say,
From Dusk Till Dawn.
I do remember thinking "Hey! Boobies! Hot!" during her dance number.
Oddly, neither version of Salma tweaks my Kinsey. Even though my Kinsey rather enjoys being tweaked.
She's the closest I've seen to a Unifying Kinsey tweak. Otherwise my tweak taste runs pretty butch.
At least with her, guys don't look at me funny.
Salma rocks, but leaves my Kinsey dial unmoved from its usual position.
Though to be fair, even Traci Thoms would have to draft Tyron Leitso to make out with me the whole time if she wanted anything to happen.
Well, if she were
trying
to tweak my Kinsey, it'd surely quiver.
if she were trying to tweak my Kinsey, it'd surely quiver.
I swear she's trying to tweak mine. Right now. Weird.
This past week I've received thanks for having a good coverage of black men on my sites and from another surfer, thumbs up for covering some non-Hollywood Asian actresses (although I was then left with a huge list which'll require research after I get back from krav).
It's not something I do on purpose, but I do know how irritating it can be when your idea of hot isn't quite aligned with the flavour du jour. So if I can 'help' some of those folk, it's kinda cool.