This is exactly the reason we need to have mandatory exorcisms as part of freshman orientation.
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 7:44:59 am PDT #3443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2007 7:45:00 am PDT #3444 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Daisy, do you have a pants pocket you could put the lipgloss in? Then you don't need a ziploc bag! Not that I would ever advocate smuggling anything on to an airplane.
Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 7:46:34 am PDT #3445 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Do I have to put it in a bag?
I had to put my Mary Kay lip balm into a ziplock bag all by its lonesome. It was the only thing in my carry on that I had to put in the baggy but they insisted.
But at least they provided me with a ziplock.
sarameg - Apr 19, 2007 7:47:11 am PDT #3446 of 10001
So we're still supposed to be afraid of the dread weapon lipgloss?
Someday. Someday sanity may return.
But probably not today, and not to me. You know that snippet that's played in some damn commercial that goes "WooooHOOHOOHOO ooowooooHOOHOOHOO." Some combination of ventilation or some wierd machinery outside or SOMETHING is making that same sound. And it smells like diesel exhaust. And I'm flying blind on a project because no one is answering their fricking emails.
So.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2007 7:47:45 am PDT #3447 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”
I am shocked, SHOCKED!--no, wait, what's the opposite of shocked?
Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:50:59 am PDT #3448 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
Yeah, but there's all sorts of loopholes for that:
Gun Shop Owner: "...okay, and are you now or have ever been possessed by a demon or Satan?"
Gun Purchaser: (eyes glowing green, head wreathed in flame, black ichor dripping from his lips to sizzle on the floor) "No."
Gun Shop Owner: "Are you sure?"
Gun Purchaser: "Yes. I am possessed by the Mesopotamian God of Pain and Death Galapituska!"
Gun Shop Owner: "Well, nothing against that...come pick up your AK-47 in 3 to 5 days."
Gun Purchaser: "Thank you. May your death be swift and your entrails adorn the Throne of Blood in the deep after."
Gun Shop Owner: "You have a nice day, too."
Gudanov - Apr 19, 2007 7:51:08 am PDT #3449 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
That reminds me I need to at least skim the reading about how to be a better Methodist for the study group tomorrow. I suppose for me, believing in God would be a good start.
Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2007 7:51:45 am PDT #3450 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
All I know is, I shouldn't read tommyrot's posts while drinking water.
And it's even worse to hit yourself with the shovel. Ruins your whole day. Which isn't good, even if it's already been ruined in other ways.
brenda m - Apr 19, 2007 7:54:31 am PDT #3451 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Pants pocket is also where you want to carry your lighter or matches.
Sean K - Apr 19, 2007 7:55:04 am PDT #3452 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMEFFIN'G!!!!!
That article was SO FRIGGIN' STUPID, it MADE ME STUPIDER just to read it!!!!! I'ma sue Fox for causing me brain damage.
what's the opposite of shocked?
Grounded?