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tommyrot - Apr 12, 2007 4:44:55 am PDT #2094 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kindergartner Charged With Felony Tantrum

Avon Park, Fla., is a zero-tolerance kind of place.

On March 28, Desre'e Watson, a 6-year-old kindergarten student at Avon Elementary School, had a bad morning. She cried. She wailed. She kicked. She scratched. She hit a teacher. That's what the police say, anyway.

The police? That's right. To subdue the unruly kindergartner, school officials phoned Avon Park's police department ("committed to enhancing the 'Quality of Life' of the community"). When the cops arrived, young Desre'e attempted to resist arrest by crawling under a table. But Avon Park's finest pulled her out, cuffed her, put her in a police cruiser, drove her to the county jail, and charged this 50-pound menace with a felony and two misdemeanors. The police report is below.

"When there is an outburst of violence," Police Chief Frank Mercurio told a local news station, "we have a duty to protect and make that school a safe environment for the students, staff and faculty. That's why, at this point, the person was arrested regardless what the age." Let's hope his message gets across to those brats in the neonatal wards.


Amy - Apr 12, 2007 4:51:06 am PDT #2095 of 10001
Because books.

Oh. My. God. Yeah, let's traumatize the kid even more. That'll help.


sumi - Apr 12, 2007 4:51:46 am PDT #2096 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

What? Is that an April Fool's joke?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2007 4:58:13 am PDT #2097 of 10001
What is even happening?

Why didn't they call the child's parent or guardian? What is wrong with people?


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2007 5:00:30 am PDT #2098 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why didn't they call the child's parent or guardian? What is wrong with people?

Well, from the police report it sounds like they weren't able to get ahold of the parents.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2007 5:00:37 am PDT #2099 of 10001
What is even happening?

The kindergarten tantrum felon's name is Desre'e. I wonder if she freaked out after an introduction to punctuation.


Amy - Apr 12, 2007 5:05:38 am PDT #2100 of 10001
Because books.

The kindergarten tantrum felon's name is Desre'e. I wonder if she freaked out after an introduction to punctuation.

Tea. On. My. Monitor.

I just don't get it. A kindergarten teacher -- and the school administration -- are supposed to be early childhood experts. And they believe that the best way to resolve a five-year-old's tantrum is to have big strange men chase her into a corner, cart her off in handcuffs, and take her to a police station?!


Ailleann - Apr 12, 2007 5:07:12 am PDT #2101 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Yeah, I don't think that a child's tantrum should qualify under zero tolerance. If she shivved the teacher, sure.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2007 5:12:14 am PDT #2102 of 10001
What is even happening?

I just don't get it. A kindergarten teacher -- and the school administration -- are supposed to be early childhood experts. And they believe that the best way to resolve a five-year-old's tantrum is to have big strange men chase her into a corner, cart her off in handcuffs, and take her to a police station?!

Really. Reading the police report just made me angrier. It's written like she's some criminal. She was likely scared to death when the cops showed up. Then they dragged her out from underneath the table where she was hiding. The poor little thing kept putting her foot in the cruiser door, trying to keep them from shutting her in. Oh my word, what must have been going through her little mind. She's two months younger than Christopher. I want to smack every adult that dealt with that poor little girl.


sumi - Apr 12, 2007 5:14:50 am PDT #2103 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, what Cindy said. That is just horrible.