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Kat - Apr 11, 2007 1:26:54 pm PDT #1928 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Dear Postal Worker,

if I needed an unsolicited lecture on how I need to deal with my mail in a timely manner, I would have asked my mother. As it is, you're the reason people talk about going postal.

Thanks and piss off,
Kat

PS, do not ask if I want insurance or delivery confirmation because that does not instill confidence in your organizations ability to do the one thing it is supposed to do.

Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2007 1:31:29 pm PDT #1929 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Four ducks flew by my window. Aw.

A few minutes later, I heard some crazy quacking and looked out to see what was up. Duck sex was up! Two males on a female. EW!

tommyrot - Apr 11, 2007 1:35:16 pm PDT #1930 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hot duck on duck on duck action!

I am beginning to suspect that some ducks have rather loose morals... (without going so far as to mention that thing that gets mentioned often here....)

Jessica - Apr 11, 2007 1:49:55 pm PDT #1931 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The guy who played John Jarndyce in the recent Bleak House miniseries was Wedge Antilles from Star Wars!

Neat! I didn't know about the Ewan-relatedness, either.

Jessica - Apr 11, 2007 1:58:52 pm PDT #1932 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I love this blog post, if only for the title -- Anything An Octopus Can Do, A Parrot Can Do Better.

sarameg - Apr 11, 2007 2:52:47 pm PDT #1933 of 10001

Sorry you had to deal with a postal asshat, Kat.

A few minutes later, I heard some crazy quacking and looked out to see what was up. Duck sex was up!

That's right, it's the time of year for nature's amorous displays...

My computer just started making a horrid blurble. It was the "mail" ding, but it was..fragmented. It's fine now, but that was odd.

Jesse - Apr 11, 2007 3:12:37 pm PDT #1934 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG. I got into a bitch session at the end of the work day that lasted an hour and a half. Too much! At least I am increasingly grateful that I've managed to avoid traveling with my boss.

sumi - Apr 11, 2007 3:18:34 pm PDT #1935 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

FNL: Damn, it almost had me crying BEFORE the opening titles. And then Tim Riggins went and made me mad. I was so excited for Landry. And now. . . well, how the heck was that news ever going to be kept quiet ?

sarameg - Apr 11, 2007 3:40:36 pm PDT #1936 of 10001

sumi, pretty much me too. Though I wasn't mad at Riggins. It seemed typical of him, shortsighted, but well intentioned that backfires on him. Boy is his own worst enemy.

Kat - Apr 11, 2007 3:43:09 pm PDT #1937 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

boss + travelling with =/= the good.

Just back from the hospital. I'm irritated in that beyond category on one level and yet relieved on another. Stooopid avoidy doctors.

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