I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:22:09 am PDT #941 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But, my nape is showing.....

This is always good news. In less good news, Joe Kennedy is stinking up spring training (give me back my Saarloos!) and Crosby has decided that he can't change his swing even though it's so violent he breaks his own bones with it. Doofus. He'll be on the DL before my birthday.

The idea with being in the chair is that I won't fall asleep.

Well, now that you've tested this idea with multiple experiments and found that indeed, you can sleep there and fuck up your neck, perhaps you would consider this radical option: Go to bed.


-t - Mar 15, 2007 7:35:01 am PDT #942 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am ripe for Hec resentment. I went to bed at 10:30 (unaccountably tired) and slept through til 7 (unusually late b/c DH was working from home today (so he could take a 7:30 conference call, who schedules these things?)) and have, since then, been unusually perky and productive.

Also, my hair is down to my waist and the purple streak has faded to blonde.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2007 7:35:18 am PDT #943 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Going to bed is hard.


Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2007 7:41:00 am PDT #944 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

How does Mike Piazza look this year?


P.M. Marc - Mar 15, 2007 7:41:29 am PDT #945 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Also, my hair is down to my waist and the purple streak has faded to blonde.

What did you or your hairdresser use for the purple?


DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:42:20 am PDT #946 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am ripe for Hec resentment.

::seethes at minus t in half-assed droopy fashion::


DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:44:51 am PDT #947 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How does Mike Piazza look this year?

Clean shaven! Also kicking ass and driving the ball into the gaps. I hope he teaches Swisher how to go the other way. (Uh...porn?) That is, not try to pull every pitch. (Hmm. Okay, that's still possibly porn...)

I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.


Fred Pete - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:07 am PDT #948 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.


Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:11 am PDT #949 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

You know the rumors about Piazza, right?


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2007 7:47:02 am PDT #950 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.