But, my nape is showing.....
This is always good news. In less good news, Joe Kennedy is stinking up spring training (give me back my Saarloos!) and Crosby has decided that he can't change his swing even though it's so violent he breaks his own bones with it. Doofus. He'll be on the DL before my birthday.
The idea with being in the chair is that I won't fall asleep.
Well, now that you've tested this idea with multiple experiments and found that indeed, you can sleep there and fuck up your neck, perhaps you would consider this radical option: Go to bed.
I am ripe for Hec resentment. I went to bed at 10:30 (unaccountably tired) and slept through til 7 (unusually late b/c DH was working from home today (so he could take a 7:30 conference call, who schedules these things?)) and have, since then, been unusually perky and productive.
Also, my hair is down to my waist and the purple streak has faded to blonde.
How does Mike Piazza look this year?
Also, my hair is down to my waist and the purple streak has faded to blonde.
What did you or your hairdresser use for the purple?
I am ripe for Hec resentment.
::seethes at minus t in half-assed droopy fashion::
How does Mike Piazza look this year?
Clean shaven! Also kicking ass and driving the ball into the gaps. I hope he teaches Swisher how to go the other way. (Uh...porn?) That is, not try to pull every pitch. (Hmm. Okay, that's still possibly porn...)
I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.
David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.