Going to bed is hard.
Buffy: I was regrouping. Spike: You were about to be regrouped into separate piles.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 15, 2007 7:35:18 am PDT #943 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2007 7:41:00 am PDT #944 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
How does Mike Piazza look this year?
P.M. Marc - Mar 15, 2007 7:41:29 am PDT #945 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Also, my hair is down to my waist and the purple streak has faded to blonde.
What did you or your hairdresser use for the purple?
DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:42:20 am PDT #946 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am ripe for Hec resentment.
::seethes at minus t in half-assed droopy fashion::
DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:44:51 am PDT #947 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How does Mike Piazza look this year?
Clean shaven! Also kicking ass and driving the ball into the gaps. I hope he teaches Swisher how to go the other way. (Uh...porn?) That is, not try to pull every pitch. (Hmm. Okay, that's still possibly porn...)
I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.
Fred Pete - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:07 am PDT #948 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.
Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:11 am PDT #949 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
tommyrot - Mar 15, 2007 7:47:02 am PDT #950 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.
Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2007 7:47:33 am PDT #951 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
That he's a...catcher?
DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:48:29 am PDT #952 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
I do. Hence the porn.
And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.
And I own that song.
He did just have a baby though.
David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.
Is it the shin guards?