You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:07 am PDT #948 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.


Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2007 7:46:11 am PDT #949 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

You know the rumors about Piazza, right?


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2007 7:47:02 am PDT #950 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.


Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2007 7:47:33 am PDT #951 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You know the rumors about Piazza, right?

That he's a...catcher?


DavidS - Mar 15, 2007 7:48:29 am PDT #952 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know the rumors about Piazza, right?

I do. Hence the porn.

And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.

And I own that song.

He did just have a baby though.

David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.

Is it the shin guards?


Amy - Mar 15, 2007 7:53:13 am PDT #953 of 10003
Because books.

I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.

::sobs. clutches David Wright to her breast(s)::


Pix - Mar 15, 2007 7:54:21 am PDT #954 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I slept extremely poorly and had even more vivid dreams than usual. The last one involved an elaborate school trip in which I escorted my girls on an expedition using what seemed to be inflatable, flying magic carpets (basically rivers rafts that fly).

I woke up utterly exhausted, feeling like I'd just chaperoned the week-long field trip from hell. Sigh. And my sleep study came back *normal*? What is WRONG with me?

Edited because no one needs to know that much about the weirdness in my brain.


-t - Mar 15, 2007 7:56:01 am PDT #955 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What did you or your hairdresser use for the purple?

N'Rage. It faded after only 3 weeks, but that was with sun and saltwater, and half-assed application of heat during the dying process. I reupped on dye (and bought a hair dryer) but haven't applied it yet because I am exceedingly lazy.


Polter-Cow - Mar 15, 2007 8:01:06 am PDT #956 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Don't Google "how to commit murder" before...committing murder.


P.M. Marc - Mar 15, 2007 8:03:02 am PDT #957 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

N'Rage. It faded after only 3 weeks, but that was with sun and saltwater, and half-assed application of heat during the dying process. I reupped on dye (and bought a hair dryer) but haven't applied it yet because I am exceedingly lazy.

Special Effects is the dye you want. If you can find that and return the other stuff, you'll be better off.