Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
How does Mike Piazza look this year?
Clean shaven! Also kicking ass and driving the ball into the gaps. I hope he teaches Swisher how to go the other way. (Uh...porn?) That is, not try to pull every pitch. (Hmm. Okay, that's still possibly porn...)
I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.
David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
That he's a...catcher?
You know the rumors about Piazza, right?
I do. Hence the porn.
And a song about him. That mentions the rumors.
And I own that song.
He did just have a baby though.
David, he's a catcher. Porny associations are inevitable.
Is it the shin guards?
I think he's going to be the best hitter on the team.
::sobs. clutches David Wright to her breast(s)::
I slept extremely poorly and had even more vivid dreams than usual. The last one involved an elaborate school trip in which I escorted my girls on an expedition using what seemed to be inflatable, flying magic carpets (basically rivers rafts that fly).
I woke up utterly exhausted, feeling like I'd just chaperoned the week-long field trip from hell. Sigh. And my sleep study came back *normal*? What is WRONG with me?
Edited because no one needs to know that much about the weirdness in my brain.
What did you or your hairdresser use for the purple?
N'Rage. It faded after only 3 weeks, but that was with sun and saltwater, and half-assed application of heat during the dying process. I reupped on dye (and bought a hair dryer) but haven't applied it yet because I am exceedingly lazy.