RTFSG. Doesn't take that much cross-stitch skill. In fact, you could probably spray-paint it in large pink letters across the wall behind your chair.
Style guides are one thing, random word choice is another. Today, wearing my editor hat, I changed "effect" to "affect" twice. Then "illicit" to "elicit." Then "postured" to "postulated."
Dunno about that last one. Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.
Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.
This happens to me all the time and it never ends well.
Did you know that if you work at the Evil Empire, you must talk the two top guys?
Well DUH. That's why I have direct lines to both Tony Blair and the Queen on my speed-dial, just like everyone else here.
No, I just knew a guy who did. I think his name was.... you.
Oh, yeah.
...and here come the flashbacks.
Happy place, happy place, happy place...
is mad at Jessica for never sharing The Queen's phone number with me.
How the heck else am I supposed to make my sex dream about Prince Charles come true??
Can I please have this? [link]
In a different vein, I also love this one [link]
Sorry for the t shirt spam, but I
love
this one. It reminds me of an ex-boyfriend [link]