Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.
This happens to me all the time and it never ends well.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
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Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.
This happens to me all the time and it never ends well.
Did you know that if you work at the Evil Empire, you must talk the two top guys?
Well DUH. That's why I have direct lines to both Tony Blair and the Queen on my speed-dial, just like everyone else here.
No, I just knew a guy who did. I think his name was.... you.
Oh, yeah.
...and here come the flashbacks.
Happy place, happy place, happy place...
is mad at Jessica for never sharing The Queen's phone number with me.
How the heck else am I supposed to make my sex dream about Prince Charles come true??
Can I please have this? [link]
Only if you buy me one.
Large please.
In a different vein, I also love this one [link]
Sorry for the t shirt spam, but I love this one. It reminds me of an ex-boyfriend [link]
Okay, that was freaky. I wandered down the hall to get more water, and saw Steve Ballmer walking away toward the elevator. Thank you, Powers That Be, for not having him turn around and notice me, because I didn't want to have the "No sir, it's not a costume, I really do work here" conversation.
Jilli - mwaHAhahaha!
edited to share personal (and necessary for understanding) mental picture of Steve Ballmer going {blink. .... blink}