I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Apr 18, 2007 11:07:45 am PDT #5709 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dunno about that last one. Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.


Aims - Apr 18, 2007 11:09:11 am PDT #5710 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Lots of people are really posturing when they think they're postulating.

This happens to me all the time and it never ends well.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2007 11:10:04 am PDT #5711 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did you know that if you work at the Evil Empire, you must talk the two top guys?

Well DUH. That's why I have direct lines to both Tony Blair and the Queen on my speed-dial, just like everyone else here.


Miracleman - Apr 18, 2007 11:11:07 am PDT #5712 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

No, I just knew a guy who did. I think his name was.... you.

Oh, yeah.

...and here come the flashbacks.

Happy place, happy place, happy place...


Aims - Apr 18, 2007 11:11:07 am PDT #5713 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

is mad at Jessica for never sharing The Queen's phone number with me.

How the heck else am I supposed to make my sex dream about Prince Charles come true??


Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2007 11:13:13 am PDT #5714 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Can I please have this? [link]


Aims - Apr 18, 2007 11:15:28 am PDT #5715 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Only if you buy me one.

Large please.


Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2007 11:18:46 am PDT #5716 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In a different vein, I also love this one [link]


Daisy Jane - Apr 18, 2007 11:21:18 am PDT #5717 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Sorry for the t shirt spam, but I love this one. It reminds me of an ex-boyfriend [link]


Atropa - Apr 18, 2007 11:21:28 am PDT #5718 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Okay, that was freaky. I wandered down the hall to get more water, and saw Steve Ballmer walking away toward the elevator. Thank you, Powers That Be, for not having him turn around and notice me, because I didn't want to have the "No sir, it's not a costume, I really do work here" conversation.