Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


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victor infante - May 11, 2004 8:15:00 am PDT #2560 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Does Aquaman have powers his compatriots lack?

Sure. He can breathe underwater (which, OK, so can Supes) and can communicate with and control sea life. And, while the Martian Manhunter's telepathy is more "powerful," Aquaman has pulled a few stunts with it that J'onn hasn't exhibited.


Kiba Rika - May 11, 2004 8:15:03 am PDT #2561 of 10000
I may have to seize the cat.

Aquaman is the shiznit, y'all.

Not quite up there with the Submariner, but so close.


Steph L. - May 11, 2004 8:15:38 am PDT #2562 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

How come he can do that, and other Atlanteans can't?

They can; they just all realize what a lame power it is.


§ ita § - May 11, 2004 8:16:25 am PDT #2563 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He can breathe underwater

Atlanteans are air breathers?


Miracleman - May 11, 2004 8:17:50 am PDT #2564 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Batman could beat the crap out of the fish until it decides to talk to him verbally.

Batman wouldn't have to beat up the fish. He'd just sit still and stare at the fish until the fish got so uncomfortable that the fish confessed to everything.

"Yes! YES! I admit it! I shoved Flipper into the net! STOP STARING AT ME!"


Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2004 8:19:10 am PDT #2565 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frank,

Gracias, victor.

Wolverine always seems to make it look like heroics are coming between him and a cold beer.

This is would be Hellboy, too. Right?

Batman could beat the crap out of the fish until it decides to talk to him verbally.

Bwahahaha!! Now I'm cross-polinating genres so I've got Keifer Sutherland as Batman pounding a large-mouth bass in the kisser and yelling "Who are you swimming for?!?!?!?"


victor infante - May 11, 2004 8:19:26 am PDT #2566 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

but Cyclops seems an undeniable superhero to me.

I totally agree. And, really, I think that one of the places that Joss seems to be going with "Astonishing X-Men" is that "super-hero" may well be a role that Scott's more comfortable with than, say, "Mutant freedom fighter/teacher/activist," or whatever it is they've been doing for the past few years.

Funny how, for Cyclops, the more idealized role comes easier than the more realistic one.


Thomash - May 11, 2004 8:19:51 am PDT #2567 of 10000
I have a plan.

He can breathe underwater (which, OK, so can Supes)

I think Supes just holds his breath.


§ ita § - May 11, 2004 8:20:43 am PDT #2568 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Funny how, for Cyclops, the more idealized role comes easier than the more realistic one.

That's because he's an ass.

Still -- Storm, Jean, Beast, Colossus -- heroes all, no?

This is would be Hellboy, too. Right?

I always felt comic Hellboy was a hero. But my heroimeter is a bit broken.


Miracleman - May 11, 2004 8:20:59 am PDT #2569 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm now thinking that ita meant "Atlantean compatriots".

If I recall correctly, Aquaman, being half-human, can stay out of the water longer than his fellow Atlanteans. I don't remember if other Atlanteans can talk to fish like he does.