Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

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Liese S. - Nov 15, 2002 2:15:41 pm PST #1499 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I don't want a subscribe button in the thread. But I can't articulate why, so carry on. Bureaucracy announcements seem fine.


Typo Boy - Nov 15, 2002 2:42:07 pm PST #1500 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh and John H. In terms of putting a primary non-meaningful key on each table. If you need some formal arguments to back up your view point google on "Surrogate Key" and "Date" (Of Codd and Date who invented relational theory).

Date has always been my favorite database theorist. Codd is the guy who made the big breakthrough - databases would work better if they were designed to conform to certain mathematical prinicples . But then he kept on adding more and more requirements without stopping to think what made sense.

It it was Date who said stuff like. OK - we need to deal with null in relational databases. But that doesn't mean we need true mathematical nulls, because the introduces four valued logic which is actually less powerful than two valued logic. Why don't we just have user defined null handling...? Codd? Codd? NOOO... DON'T PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON!


John H - Nov 15, 2002 2:51:03 pm PST #1501 of 10000

I hereby solemnly promise to go away, read up on this, come back and find that funny, Gar!


Typo Boy - Nov 15, 2002 3:02:42 pm PST #1502 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

uhh OK. So I'm a geek. But Nulls aside, if you need it, Codd totally has your back on the non-meaningful primary key thing.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2002 3:06:13 pm PST #1503 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We were discussing non-meaningful primary keys? When?


Typo Boy - Nov 15, 2002 3:11:56 pm PST #1504 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

John H. mentioned as an aside that someone at his work is opposed to non-meaningful primary keys. John H is (rightfully in my opinion) strongly in favor of them. I was just mentioning that Date (of Codd and Date) gives strong theoretical support for surrogate keys - in case the guy might be impressed by that sort of cite. And then I made a joke about an old Date+Codd dispute over nulls, which exposed as having an unneccesarily obscure sense of humor. OK,not everyone has a favorite database theorist...


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2002 3:13:43 pm PST #1505 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sorry. I guess I skimmed. I thought it was in reference to the Phoenix.


Typo Boy - Nov 15, 2002 3:20:47 pm PST #1506 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah - my fault for nattering in what is supposed to be a natter resistant zone...


John H - Nov 15, 2002 11:39:02 pm PST #1507 of 10000

It's not that the guy at work was in favour of them, more that he kept coming up with meaningful data that seemed to him like he'd found the right key, and I was trying to sell the concept of the arbitrary key to him.

I'm one step ahead of him, but roughly seventy-three steps behind you guys, it seems.


Typo Boy - Nov 16, 2002 12:26:25 am PST #1508 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I've even run into this with fellow database analysts (who are supposed to bnow the theory). They claim to understand the concept, but see all these cases for exceptions - which makes it seem to me that they don't really understand the theory.