I just overhead our temporary receptionist, who is 20 years old and still in college, inform someone that she has her entire wedding planned even though she's currently single.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.
'The Message'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 15, 2007 10:45:21 am PDT #7293 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Nora Deirdre - Mar 15, 2007 10:46:00 am PDT #7294 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You laugh and laugh and laugh.
sarameg - Mar 15, 2007 10:48:01 am PDT #7295 of 10001
Ask if she's got a funeral planned to. Or start describing yours!
shrift - Mar 15, 2007 10:49:24 am PDT #7296 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I mean, it made me feel old and totally ungirly, but then I remembered that I wouldn't be that girl if you paid me a million dollars and just cranked up the Ramones on my iPod.
Nutty - Mar 15, 2007 10:50:41 am PDT #7297 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I just got out of a going-away party, during which my (28 y.o.) coworker discussed with me her wedding coming up in 6 weeks. Actually, it was more of a "here's how the better business bureau works" discussion, since all of her plans seem able to come undone just at the inopportune moment.
On the upside, she did wear her wedding tiara around all day at work last week.
Dana - Mar 15, 2007 10:51:41 am PDT #7298 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Be glad you're not a) a boy b) who's marrying her.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2007 10:52:40 am PDT #7299 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't even know what to do with that.
Warn any prospective fiances?
Allyson - Mar 15, 2007 10:55:16 am PDT #7300 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2007 11:00:35 am PDT #7301 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
There are some really nasty people out there.
Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep
Also, from the story Police warn Mills on 'crying wolf' I've learned that the emergency number in the UK is 999. I dunno if that is wise, what if grab your phone upside down and accidentally dial 666 and end up calling Satan in the case of emergency.
JZ - Mar 15, 2007 11:00:39 am PDT #7302 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!
My condolences.