I just got out of a going-away party, during which my (28 y.o.) coworker discussed with me her wedding coming up in 6 weeks. Actually, it was more of a "here's how the better business bureau works" discussion, since all of her plans seem able to come undone just at the inopportune moment.

On the upside, she did wear her wedding tiara around all day at work last week.

I don't even know what to do with that.

Be glad you're not a) a boy b) who's marrying her.

I don't even know what to do with that.

Warn any prospective fiances?

Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?

There are some really nasty people out there.

Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep

Also, from the story Police warn Mills on 'crying wolf' I've learned that the emergency number in the UK is 999. I dunno if that is wise, what if grab your phone upside down and accidentally dial 666 and end up calling Satan in the case of emergency.

shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!

My condolences.

Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?

That doesn't really sound like a plan for divorce, more like proactive widowhood.

Someone on my LJ friendslist has an icon of a cupcake. Having scrolled past it, oh, twenty or so times, I would knock over a herd of nuns to get a cupcake at this point.

Till death do you part. You die, you part. (/God's Detective) who also said, by the way, that the Jesuits said one's sexual orientation isn't secure till one is twenty-six. I'd be *so* tempted to share with receptionist girl. Maybe that's why I don't have a day job.

Dana, I'd pay good money to watch you knock over a herd of nuns.

shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!

I was always about adventures and computers and science, and most of the other girls thought I was weird.