I don't even know what to do with that.
Be glad you're not a) a boy b) who's marrying her.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 15, 2007 10:51:41 am PDT #7298 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2007 10:52:40 am PDT #7299 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't even know what to do with that.
Warn any prospective fiances?
Allyson - Mar 15, 2007 10:55:16 am PDT #7300 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2007 11:00:35 am PDT #7301 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
There are some really nasty people out there.
Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep
Also, from the story Police warn Mills on 'crying wolf' I've learned that the emergency number in the UK is 999. I dunno if that is wise, what if grab your phone upside down and accidentally dial 666 and end up calling Satan in the case of emergency.
JZ - Mar 15, 2007 11:00:39 am PDT #7302 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!
My condolences.
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2007 11:03:43 am PDT #7303 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
That doesn't really sound like a plan for divorce, more like proactive widowhood.
Dana - Mar 15, 2007 11:07:07 am PDT #7304 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Someone on my LJ friendslist has an icon of a cupcake. Having scrolled past it, oh, twenty or so times, I would knock over a herd of nuns to get a cupcake at this point.
erikaj - Mar 15, 2007 11:09:07 am PDT #7305 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Till death do you part. You die, you part. (/God's Detective) who also said, by the way, that the Jesuits said one's sexual orientation isn't secure till one is twenty-six. I'd be *so* tempted to share with receptionist girl. Maybe that's why I don't have a day job.
shrift - Mar 15, 2007 11:10:18 am PDT #7306 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana, I'd pay good money to watch you knock over a herd of nuns.
shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!
I was always about adventures and computers and science, and most of the other girls thought I was weird.
Kathy A - Mar 15, 2007 11:11:40 am PDT #7307 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Well Lord knows I can go to Catholic mass and still recite just about all the responses/movements without even having to think about them, so not that far off.
Yeah, I can go through Mass on autopilot, too. I still reflexively cross myself before and after saying grace at my friend's house, even though they're Lutherans and Dave kids me every time I do with "You Papist!"