You laugh and laugh and laugh.
'Why We Fight'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ask if she's got a funeral planned to. Or start describing yours!
I mean, it made me feel old and totally ungirly, but then I remembered that I wouldn't be that girl if you paid me a million dollars and just cranked up the Ramones on my iPod.
I just got out of a going-away party, during which my (28 y.o.) coworker discussed with me her wedding coming up in 6 weeks. Actually, it was more of a "here's how the better business bureau works" discussion, since all of her plans seem able to come undone just at the inopportune moment.
On the upside, she did wear her wedding tiara around all day at work last week.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Be glad you're not a) a boy b) who's marrying her.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Warn any prospective fiances?
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
There are some really nasty people out there.
Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep
Also, from the story Police warn Mills on 'crying wolf' I've learned that the emergency number in the UK is 999. I dunno if that is wise, what if grab your phone upside down and accidentally dial 666 and end up calling Satan in the case of emergency.
shrift, I had no idea that practically every girl at my grammar and middle schools was your temp receptionist!
My condolences.
Tell her you've got your entire divorce planned right down to the caliber?
That doesn't really sound like a plan for divorce, more like proactive widowhood.